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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 05:22 PM       
the wire is the best show ever
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 05:23 PM       
kahljorn what's with you and cocks lately, man
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 05:33 PM       
I think everyone should use their skills to make a cock at some point. I did it.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 05:58 PM       
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shrubfest you should sew yourself a cock
Will a moustache do?

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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 06:35 PM       
I would use my JO crystal on that dude. I bet I'd get powered up quick.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:00 PM       
thats pretty hot. if you stuff a sock in your pants we can sew cocks all night long
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:02 PM       
SPEAKING OF SEWING

I'm making a roast duck for dinner (THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL BE ABLE TO COOK FOR A REALLY LONG TIME ) and I had to sew it's asshole shut because I stuffed it with sausage and apples

ITS GOING TO BE DELICIOUS I HOPE YOU ARE JEALOUS YOUR JEALOUSY MAKES IT TASTE EVEN BETTER
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:06 PM       
sausage and duck eh?

thats gun be one greasy son of a bitch
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:07 PM       
maybe that should read sausage and dick

what the hells with you and cocks lately rongi
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:15 PM       
lol kahljorn you still got it bud ;(
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:16 PM       
I didn't know duck was greasy. I've only had it like once before. This is my first time cooking it.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:16 PM       
It's pretty greasy. More greasy than chicken or turkey.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:19 PM       
Welp, this duck better be good I paid like 20+ dollars for it
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:25 PM       
confit that shit
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 07:39 PM       
I'm roasting it using a Julia Child recipe. Julia Child has never done me wrong (except for that one time I made salmon quenelles and they came out super gross but that was probably my fault for using too much heavy cream)
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 10:35 PM       
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YOU NIGGAS ARE GIVING TOO MANY DAMN 40-DEGREE DAYS
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 02:15 AM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 03:23 AM       
SEE THE DWARVES AND SEE THE GIANTS. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BE?
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 03:26 AM       
so how was your dick, rongi?
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 03:57 AM       
It was ok :/
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 01:09 PM       
I found a mushroom but I don't know what kind it is. I'm just gonna toss it out once I found out what kind.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 02:26 PM       
When I get out of the Army I think I'm going to experiement with 'shrooms. Anyone ever do it? Good experiences? Bad experiences?
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 02:32 PM       
YOU SHOULD POST THAT IN THRASHOS NONSENSE THREAD
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 02:44 PM       
Bro, this is almost the only thread I ever post in.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 02:45 PM       
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When I get out of the Army I think I'm going to experiement with 'shrooms. Anyone ever do it? Good experiences? Bad experiences?
I give them a thumbs up, based on my (very very) limited experience. The ones I got tasted like shit and I'm told that's a common thing. I suppose it would have to.

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