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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 01:00 PM        What is the most pain you've ever been in?
I'm afraid I won't make a good example posting in this thread. The worst pain I've ever been in, not counting the one time my armpit was charred as a baby - I don't consciously remember that, was a cramp in my leg that just would not stop. Eventually it stopped anyway.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 01:06 PM       
When I was 7 I was beaten with a spring from a car. The spring had been left out in the sun for a long time and it was hot.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 01:18 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 01:21 PM       
could a least been a hot brand or sumthing but a spring...
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 01:36 PM       
McMock gives me a cramp in my eyes.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 01:51 PM       
I'm just living vicariously through his assailant. He must be a pretty cool guy to beat up a jackass with a huge, red-hot comical spring. Since that's what I'm going to assume a 'car spring' is.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 01:53 PM       
I had a fractured leg and dislocated knee, and I walked on it for two days before I went to the hospital. :/

Fortunatly, Canada has free health care. Take that.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 02:17 PM       
Assumption is the loudest speaker of ignorance.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 02:22 PM       
Mike is the best getter of jokes.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 02:49 PM       
lets beat mike with every car parts there is, i'll start with a muffler then the carborator

breaking my collarbone in two places after falling off my bike while attempting a tail whip...the pain was H E L L. internal bleeding in my left lungs after i slipped and fell off a trampoline while landing on a 30 or so foot jump. so many more injuries i'm amazed i'm even still walking...
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 02:50 PM       
When my cat went insane ant tryed to kill me 38 stitches

Little fucker almost slit my carotid artery
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 02:53 PM       
one time i went to help a little kid get his ball out of what i thought was just a small patch of himalayan blackberry vines but it was actually growing on the side of a really steep hill, and i slid down the hill thru the vines until i was snagged well enough to stop moving it hurt so much that i puked
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 02:56 PM       
After you dislocate your knee or tear the ACL once, it never really hurts as much as the first time. Your leg goes more numb than anything, and it feels like it's going to bend in the opposite direction if you even move it slightly.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 03:05 PM       
the only recent bout of pain was on the way to see kill bill vol 1 in the cinema, i trip on a precarious path and busted my ankle, and after the film it was horribly swollen and painful. whats worse is i attempted to attempt the 15 minute walk home. i went 5 mins then got a taxi.

Uma therman was mocking me with the whole wiggle your big toe scene lol
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 03:33 PM       
I once kept my contact lenses overnight (more than 24 h all in all) and got an eye ulcer it hurt so much I couldn't walk my mother had to ask for a wheelchair at the hospital.
Also a kidney infection - it was a mild one, but still. The full blown kidney thing is a killer, my brother in law had a calculus once and when the pain kicked in it was so overwhelming he had a seizure on the spot. It's like the brain disconnects itself because it can't handle the pain, said the doctors.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 04:01 PM       
I once fractured my spine. It didn't start hurting till I woke up four hours later in a police cell.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 04:56 PM       
kidney stone.

hurt so bad i threw up. and i never thow up cuz i hate to. so i hurt like something was boring it's way thru my guts and my mouth tasted like half digested beef stew. i thought maybe it was my appendix, so i had to go to the goddamn emergency room where they asked me how bad my pain was on a scale from 1 to 10. i told them 7, cuz i figured 3rd degree burns over 85% of you body would be the benchmark for 10. but then they made me sit in the waiting room for hours, then another private waiting room for hours, during which time i had to go to the bathroom and heave up the rest of my stomach's contents, then a few dry heaves.

and that was the best halloween ever.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 05:10 PM       
catching myself in my zipper was pretty nasty

but the worse was when i fell about 15ft and landed on my back on a kerb stone

i broke my back, most of my ribs and punctured a lung all i remember was not being able to breath proper then waking up in hospital.

but i can still walk after that.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 05:43 PM       
Infected root in my molar. I had to have two more shots in my tooth just to get me from ripping the armrests of the dentist's chair. Later when I got another infected root I went to another dentist and didn't feel a fucking thing.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 07:14 PM       
I slammed my hand in a door, the pain made my legs go weak, while my hand is still in the door I collapse on the curb and smack my face in the road. Then somone opens the door, and that hurt more.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 08:06 PM       
ISTN THIS A FUN THREAD
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 08:12 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 08:15 PM       
Another time in forestry class I was carving and the fagot kid next to me got the smatr Idea to kick the Piece of wood i was cutting. It caused me to carve almost all the skin off of my right thumb and the blade stopped near the cuticle :O

I've also ingested battery acid, small amounts of turpentine, gasoline, liquid plastic, motor oil, and Lead paint.

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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 08:16 PM       
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