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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 05:02 AM        MY SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEM!
K so I just reconnected with some friends from back in my school days. They're really nice people and all, and pretty relaxed about other people's beliefs and what have you. Like they're REALLY Christian and I'm Wiccan and they're totally cool with it. But they don't know I'm bisexual and I have this feeling they might be a little uncomfortable about it, at least at first. Unless it comes up, I really don't need to tell them about it, right?
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 06:24 AM       
This is what I don't get, why is it anyone's business but your own where you like to put your face? "Blah blah I HAVE to tell my parents I'm gay!" Why!? Fuck'em. Just hang out and make out with babes sometimes. If they can't handle your mack, ditch them because they're squares.
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 07:13 AM       
Wiccan and bisexual....what are the odds?
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 08:38 AM       
You should tell them so when you forcibly tie them to a bed and have gay sex with them they aren't taken by surprise.
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 11:56 AM       
Sacks is right. Really, though, if they're devout Christians and they haven't tried to save your wiccan ass already, I don't think they'll be ruffled by your sexual orientation.
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 01:32 PM       
I agree with Sacks...keep your pie hole shut.
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 03:47 PM       
Sacks is a genius beyond reproach-- and you, misty, are a sexual exhibitionist. Unless there's some reason to bring it up like you're bringing over your girlfriend, in which case they'll figure it out anyway right , or you want to hump one of your christian friends (which is what I'm guessing otherwise why would you want them to know your sexuality), what's the fucking point. It's not like you need to know everything about everyone. Just enjoy being friends. It's not like they sit around telling you they're straight, "Yes, well, after years of considering it and dating alot of single women I finally discovered that I'm straight and have no concerns over being gay. What do you think of that? It's certainly a release for me to be able to admit this to you open and publicly, without the chance of you lashing out at me negatively. I'm willing to say it, I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX! I want the whole world to know!"
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 12:14 AM       
Like, I remember how awkward it was when I came out to my friends about liking the philosophy of Hobbes over that of Locke. Need-to-know basis only, guys!
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Old Dec 25th, 2006, 05:52 AM       
Bisexuals aren't for real anyway, come on get serious.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 08:28 PM       
Bisexual means that there's two chicks, right? Cuz that's totally hot.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 08:57 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 10:08 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 10:44 PM       
You know, I wasn't crazy the past pics of you, they were just way too white girl for me, but that librarian pic is really hot. There's my apology for telling a joke that was way to vague for you.
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 01:18 AM       
this should be really a keeper because I'm seriously wasted and spent time typing this.
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 01:35 PM       
Mystie, all you have to do is arrange a sleepover and accidentally kiss one while pillowfighting.
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 04:32 PM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 11:52 AM       
Bisexual means when you are sexually attracted to both genders, and if they feel uncomfortable about that, they just have to live with it. You are who you are, and you control who you are. It's called being an individual. That's like someone being offended because they're black or asian. I'm sick of people thinking that homosexuality is such an evil thing, when it's no different from being straight. And no, I'm not gay, but I still believe in what's right.
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 12:48 PM       
Hey idiot, we all new what bisexual means. Obviously you dident pick up on our sarcasm.
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 01:09 PM       
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Bisexual means when you are sexually attracted to both genders, and if they feel uncomfortable about that, they just have to live with it. You are who you are, and you control who you are. It's called being an individual. That's like someone being offended because they're black or asian. I'm sick of people thinking that homosexuality is such an evil thing, when it's no different from being straight. And no, I'm not gay, but I still believe in what's right.

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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 03:17 PM       
both of the replies to that post make me wanna puke
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 07:56 PM       
by all means do it then jixby... do it!
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 11:42 PM       
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You know, I wasn't crazy the past pics of you, they were just way too white girl for me, but that librarian pic is really hot. There's my apology for telling a joke that was way to vague for you.
Yah well the librarian chick was really me. How's that for a pluck?
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 06:24 AM       
You... you're joking right? You're just pretending that you didn't know I already knew that right? I hope?
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 10:05 PM       
...snap..
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 12:22 PM       
I say it's time for a repost
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