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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 01:37 PM        !!!!ATTENTION ARTISTS - HELP A PROTOCLOWN OUT!!!!
I need a drawing, kind of cartoony, of a rhinoceros plowing through a couple of children carrying Easter baskets, perhaps tossing one of the children up in the air with his horn, but nothing too gory or bloody. Emphasis on the momentum of the rhino and the children's glee turning into surprise and horror.

Can somebody provide me with something like this? I may use it in my next piece, and I can't offer anything in return but credit for the drawing and my undying gratitude (which it actually turns out is worth nothing, it came as a shock to me too).

Please email them to protoclown@i-mockery.com.

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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 02:04 PM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 03:43 PM       
What, where no one will see it?
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 05:07 PM       
Wrongers. They've breathed new life into that forum and you'll have a hell of a lot better chance there. Here, I'll even move the thread for ya.
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 06:28 PM       
I know who would be best with this; I'll PM them if they don't see it by tonight.

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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 06:47 PM       
i bet it's zako :o

edit: j/k it's sloth, damnit
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 01:47 AM       
There are two actually... Sloth and terrva would both be perfect for this project.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 09:44 AM       
Thanks Emily!
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 07:31 PM       


make sure zako knows about this thing, im sure he can dish out something more like youre after. anyways, ive emailed you a high-res scan, hopefully it's useful! And if someone feels like inking this on the computer please go ahead, I don't have a tablet or the imagination to do it Also, I could swear there's a PBF strip with this scene in. I really hope not though.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 08:38 PM       
You captured all the suprise and horror, but I would take out the picnic blanket and make it more of an Easter egg hunt with a tree and one kid running.

It looks great though!
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 09:36 PM       
Love the slobber. Very nice attention to detail.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 12:06 AM       
the eggs look like yoshi eggs :dork
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 04:12 AM       
Haha, Sloth, that rules! I will probably go with that! Thanks! Would you like to be credited as "Sloth" or by your real name?
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 09:02 AM       
"What, where no one will see it?" my ass
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 11:56 AM       
Back in the old days this forum didn't get much activity. I didn't know it was all popular now.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 02:30 PM       
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