Oh, man. I got something to day. Careful, this is gonna be a long one!
I woke up this afternoon and found that I had a package waiting for me on the porch. Being the curious rascal that I am I immediately tore into it:
Oh man! Oranges! I love Oranges!
Waaaait a minute. This isn't a box of fruit. What do we have here?
It looks like someone wants to play a game. Let's dig a little deeper.
Oh! It's my secret Santa gift! It doesn't say who it's from though. Might as well open ALL OF THE GIFTS RIGHT N- Oh, wait. Maybe we should follow the instructions instead.
Here is present 1, just like the letter said.
Oh jeez, look at all this awesome candy. Christmas Gum tape, suckers, and Peppermint dark chocolate. This has been the best Christmas yet!
Wait what's that? There's more? Better open the next present.
Ah! It's Domo-kun! And something else!
"DOMO-KUN IS FREE! DOMO-KUN RULE ALL!"
"THIS DOMO-KUN CHRISTMAS NOW!!!"
"DOMO-KUN LOVE STICKERS! STICKERS GREAT!"
"ESPECIALLY ABOBO STICKER FROM 1989!!!"
Wow, that sticker is as old as I am.
Next letter! I have no idea how the next gift can one up this one. Domo-Kun is pretty amazing!
Get ready? Ready for what exactly?
Let's find out.
"RAAAGH! GBA! GBA!"
Woah! A Gameboy Advance! Awesome!
With a copy of Jackie Chan Adventures as well. (Which is a nice little beat 'em up and one of the first GBA games I ever played.)
But there are still more letters, and more presents. This guy is being way too generous here.
Keep on truckin' on to the next gift!
MORE GAMEBOY GAMES!
"DOMO-KUN PLAY FOREVER!!!"
Time for the next letter.
Indeed you are awesome, mysterious gift giver! Rampage pleases Domo-kun! Let's rip the last present open!
Oh wow, some Lego mini-figures and a Pokemon toy. Awesome! I love lego mini-figures!
"RAAAGH! DEAD BODIES!!"
Let's put them back together, Domo-kun!
Ah, the first mini-figure is William Shakespeare!
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it."
"DOMO-KUN LOOOOOVE BEATNIKS!"
The second mini-fig is the dreaded BLACK KNIGHT!
And of course here's Baoppu!... Oh, uh. I mean there goes Baoppu
And here is the last letter... Let's see what it says.
Oh! It was Blood_Panther all along!
Thank you so much, Blood_Panther! This has to be one of the best Christmas presents ever!
My cat helped me open all these wonderful presents. Thanks again, Blood_Panther!