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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 10:56 PM       
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furthermore why do all nerds think they're magic
I pretend I'm supersmart and build machines that I use to beat up regular people.

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wouldn't it make more sense for the attractive people to be magic
Like Superman, attractive people with magic would be an over abundance of powers.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 10:57 PM       
Pub lover you don't want to do it, he'll give you an F,
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 11:00 PM       
An F, Misdemonar? Did you read my review of Blake's 7?

An F would be an improvement.

For the last month I've been working on a reworking of that review & it hasn't got any better.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 11:02 PM       
F isn't a vowel or spelt Effe, so it's 'A F' not 'An F'
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 11:11 PM       
It has a phonetic E, so you use an an.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 11:11 PM       
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[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 11:13 PM       
Beaten like an unwanted stepchild.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 11:36 PM       
Well the e-mail is in

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Thank you for your kind e-mail, Ramrod! When it came to writing a Home Improvement script we would just write the action (grunts) which usually included the type of grunt it was. Like if it's a agreeing grunt, a sexy grunt, or a scared grunt. But if we could spell it out I bet it would be like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!". That's my best guess.

As for your second question, at full erection it is about 14 even. Thanks for being a fan!

-Tim
So after looking at all your entries, the winner of the Grunt-Off is none other then New Zealand's own Pub Lover! with his entry of...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Congratulations, you win this fabulous prize.



A one of a kind Home Improvement T-Shirt with one of it's most famous catchphrases, ENJOY![/b]
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 11:41 PM       
is that real :< is it too late for me to get jokes :<
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 11:47 PM       
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In regards to this thread, Chojin & I[/url]]
[15:18] Pub: I was going to post "My copy of Bambi runs out right after the mother deer gets shot. IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT MOVIE!" but then I realised that was exactly your joke but with fifty less cool points.
[15:21] Chojin: i lied a bit, my copy stops working right when they possess the two cops
[15:21] Chojin: but that isn't as funny
[15:21] Chojin: you learn tricks like these in the mock wars, write that tip down, son
[15:24] Chojin: plus then i can just pretend they live out their lives as fat middle aged cops
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 11:52 PM       
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New Zealand's own Pub Lover!
I got my Permanent Residence today!


It means no more bullshit from the Immigration Service. Well, until I apply for citizenship in five years.

They stuck I nice shiny sticker in the back of my passport. I totally got a flashback to finally putting the limited edition slimer shiny hologram sticker in my Real Ghostbusters sticker book when i was six.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 11:55 PM       
Chojin, that is a real shirt from the German Binford Tools website. The krauts love Home Improvement, but more specifically they love Tool Time. Krauts suck.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 12:57 AM       
I win you all Suck and I'm better than liek a third of the board members.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 01:02 AM       
Happy peanuts soar
Over chocolate covered mountain-tops
And waterfalls of caaaaaruuuumellll.
Prancing nougat in the meadow
Sings a song of satisfaction
Tooooooo the world.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 01:03 AM       
Actually ArrowX, Chojin and I were discussing the worst members on the board today, and your name was the only one mentioned.


Seriously.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 01:05 AM       
Me? If it's me, is there any way I could make it up to you?
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 01:12 AM       
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 01:15 AM       
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Me? If it's me, is there any way I could make it up to you?
Fathom, you posted while I was still checking my spelling.

However, as I actually call ArrowX by his name... You're an idiot.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 01:23 AM       
Oooops. I'm an idiot. I read it too fast.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 01:26 AM       
yeah, arrowx is really the only person i can think of that truly bothers me now that kellychaos is gone.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 01:39 AM       
OWN A PEICE OF I-MOCKERY HISTORY:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23044
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 01:55 AM       
yaeah I dont' post as much anymore, yet I somehow manage to be the shittyest guy here, much for the fact that unlike all the other losers I didnt' leave after about a week
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 02:33 AM       
OWN A PEICE OF I-MOCKERY HISTORY:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23044
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 02:36 AM       
Beware the people with missing parts.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 02:49 AM       
Hey! Here's a new website I made for folks who like David Letterman and Ms-Paint or any folks who enjoy a smile and maybe a spook.

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/paintjob/

Here's what the folks say about the paintjob

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This is what the internet ought to be more like - Tom Green (July 14 2006, Tom Green Live)

daaaaaaaaamn - Mustang Sandwhich (July 14 2006, Jerk Magazine)

oh man this is a real treasure - Jixby Phillips impersonationg Tom Green (July 14 2006, Tom Green Live)

Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13 - Roger Ebert (July 14 2006, At The Movies)

I'll look later - Johnathan Clement who turned the big 1-6 today!
WARNING: THERE IS A SECRET PAGE SOMEWHERE AND YOU GOTTA TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS AND TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS TO SEE IT.

Use Firefox bookmarks!
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