Well the e-mail is in
Originally Posted by TimAllen@TimAllen.com
Thank you for your kind e-mail, Ramrod! When it came to writing a Home Improvement script we would just write the action (grunts) which usually included the type of grunt it was. Like if it's a agreeing grunt, a sexy grunt, or a scared grunt. But if we could spell it out I bet it would be like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!". That's my best guess.
As for your second question, at full erection it is about 14 even. Thanks for being a fan!
So after looking at all your entries, the winner of the Grunt-Off is none other then New Zealand's own Pub Lover!
with his entry of...
Originally Posted by pub lover
Congratulations, you win this fabulous prize.
A one of a kind Home Improvement T-Shirt with one of it's most famous catchphrases, ENJOY![/b]