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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 07:17 PM        the crappiest movie released so far
what is the crappiest movie release so far in 2003?

it has got to be Kangaroo jack(ass). I have two words for this movie: Utter shit!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 07:26 PM       
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Kangaroo Jack was produced with subliminal messages of communist propaganda? The US government caught on, and alterred the movie's content, making it so bad that nobody would go to see it, thus preventing a widespread outbreak of communism. In fact, the voice of the kangaroo is done by Dick Cheney!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 07:44 PM       
Just Married has to be worse.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 07:58 PM       
K.J. is pretty damned bad, but at least Walken has a small role in it, so that's gotta put the movie a few points above some of the other shit that's out there. But not by much...
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 07:58 PM       
What the FUCK makes Just Married so much worse than Kangaroo Jack?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 08:55 PM       
Its gotta be Kangaroo Jack. And Just Married comes in 2nd.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 08:57 PM       
The lead actor guy is easily the shitiest thing to come out of Hollywood since Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:08 PM       
Kangaroo Jack sucked kangaroo balls. I can't believe I wasted $7.80 on it. Ripoff. Don't see it if you haven't.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:36 PM       
As bad as Just Married might be, there is no way it could be worse than Kangeroo Jack.

Kangeroo Jack single-handedly disproves God.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:52 PM       
Kangaroo Jack is another reason why Jerry Bruckheimer should be executed.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 09:32 AM       
they are talking about having Ashton Kutcher play Superman.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 09:37 AM       
DID YOU KNOW:

Superman's former home of Krypton was actually modelled after our own planet, as portrayed in Waterworld.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:45 PM       
they are talking about having Ashton Kutcher play Superman.

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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:53 PM       
You think that's bad? They're also talking to the guy from Joe Millionaire about playing Superman.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:59 PM       
Sadly, both of those are better than the original choice: Nicholas Cage.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 02:22 PM       
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You think that's bad? They're also talking to the guy from Joe Millionaire about playing Superman.
that's kinda funny, I said he looked like an older version of Clark (on Smallville). He can't act, but he's got the look, I hate to admit it.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 03:19 PM       
yeah daphne you are right, he does look kinda like him. I'm sad to admit I'm hooked on that show. Especially since the one girl was a former fetish porn star.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 03:37 PM       
haha, that show is a riot. Did you see last week when they went off to hump and forgot they had mikes on? Iit had subtitles! (gulp....slurp....tee hee...oh yeah!!)
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:04 PM       
The subtitles were great, me and my friends were laughing our asses off at the Slurp...Slurp...Gulp.. part. BUT WHY WAS MOJO KICKED OFF WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY. Also I want to be as cool as Paul Hogan when I grow up.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:04 PM       
Daphne's turning me on today.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:27 PM       
Big fucking surprise

I was watching E-News daily and they found out that one of the girls on that show did a lot of foot fetish/bondage porn. THAT IS VERY INTERESTING TO ME
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:57 PM       
I tried to search to find some of the bondage porn the girl from that show has been in, but I couldn't find it. Maybe it's just really obscure or something.

and I would rather scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baller, slash the backs of my knees, and eat my own feces than watch Kangeroo Jack.

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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 06:16 PM       
Ugh. They also want, or already got, akiva goldsman to do some writing for batman vs superman. One of the main guys blamed for the batman franchise blowing ass, and they want him back. Same exact thing with joel schumacher. I hate that guy, but I can't hate him too much cause of the lost boys
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 06:16 PM       
Me and my friends found some of it. havn't watched it and i am not at home so i can't get the name as of yet. Go to www.thesmokinggun.com and they have names of the movies and screenshots. They also have a list of the sick shit she did in just ONE movie. Everything form feet to like drinking piss and stuff. Funny
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 07:57 PM       
Just married was iguana shit, I hated it. Even the parts that had potential to be semi-funny were masked by that shitty soundtrack. I swear the whole thing was done on a xylaphone (sp?)
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