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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 11:19 AM        Stomach Virus :(
This is f*cked up i've been throwing up all morning and now nothings even coming out but acidic goodness and water. I feel like my abs are gonna split in half.


Plus you can never tell which end it's going to come out this shit is crazy.

Is this shit contagious cause if so i need to notify my gf.
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 11:42 AM       
Dude, that's not stomach flu, it's SMALLPOX!
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 12:11 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 12:15 PM       
The worst part about dry-heaving is that for the next few days you feel like you've been punched in the stomach cause your diaphragm is all mad
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 12:29 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 01:24 PM       
its pointless theres nothing to throw up why is my body being mean
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 01:27 PM       
hey matt harty it sucks that you are sick maybe you shouldnt be near the machines so muchbecause machines are evil skynet consumes D: D: D: D:
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 01:57 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 02:46 PM       
GET BETTA YO. I dun want you sick
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 03:00 PM       
I hope you feel better Matt. Just lay down and drink plenty of water, maybe eat a few crackers, that way you'll actually have something to puke. It's a lot better than dry heaving, which really isn't good for you.
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 03:57 PM       
i hope your get your gf gets sick and ends up leaving you because i honestly dont like you matt.
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 04:03 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 04:22 PM       
I got this from eating bad pizza hut.

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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 05:39 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 05:43 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 05:50 PM        Re: Stomach Virus :(
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This is f*cked up i've been throwing up all morning and now nothings even coming out but acidic goodness and water. I feel like my abs are gonna split in half.


Plus you can never tell which end it's going to come out this shit is crazy.

Is this shit contagious cause if so i need to notify my gf.
Dude that's a part of acid reflux. I used to get that shit every morning. You're not sick cuz of that, unless you have a cold, then it's reacting with that.
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 08:46 PM        Re: Stomach Virus :(
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This is f*cked up i've been throwing up all morning and now nothings even coming out but acidic goodness and water. I feel like my abs are gonna split in half.

Is this shit contagious cause if so i need to notify my gf.
"Man, I feel like my finely marble-chiseled eight pack is going to split in half!

Is this contagious cause if so I need to notify all six of my super hot super model girlfriends"
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Old Jan 6th, 2005, 07:48 AM       
man Matt you're never gonna live that shit down.

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Old Jan 6th, 2005, 03:35 PM       
You can't be THAT sick if you can sit at your computer and tell the world you don't feel well.

Once again another useless thread from a useless gang member.
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Old Jan 6th, 2005, 03:37 PM       
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Old Jan 6th, 2005, 05:30 PM       
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Old Jan 6th, 2005, 05:39 PM       
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Old Jan 6th, 2005, 09:30 PM       
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You can't be THAT sick if you can sit at your computer and tell the world you don't feel well.

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Old Jan 6th, 2005, 10:07 PM       
I had this last week. I fucking hate stomach viruses. They are the worst thing ever.
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