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Old Jun 19th, 2003, 11:06 PM        I will kill you for $3500
Thats right, just say the word and your as good as dead. Payment to be carried in cash upon death, I will remove it from your body and deposit it. Financing availible. $3500 Neg.
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Old Jun 21st, 2003, 01:16 PM       
NICE TRY, BUDDY. I'M USING THAT MONEY FOR A NEW POOL TABLE.
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Old Jun 21st, 2003, 01:20 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 09:10 PM       
$3500? what a rip off! ill do it for whatever u got on ya cuz nobody really carries 3 and a half G's in their wallet. in fact ill do it for free as long as u write me a note saying u wanted to die and have it signed by a lawyer.heh
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:56 PM       
Anybody who can't kill themself for free is an idiot.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:59 PM       
I charged myself 300 dollars before I tried to kill myself last time When I didn't die I tried to get a refund, but it didnt work out
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 11:07 PM       
where did u put da money?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 09:13 PM       
I will force exactly 11 saltine crackers down your thoat with a wooden dowel within 60 seconds and you die, or your money back. It's not so much a suicide thing as it is for insurance.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2003, 09:26 PM       
na that will arouse questins a bit 2 early. ill run u down 4 $15 or ill push u off a cliff 4 free. what a bargain eh?
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 11:19 AM       
Shut the fuck up, Wang.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
I'd kill every one in this thread for a Super Big Gulp.
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 03:20 PM       
ill pay $10 for someone to let me punch then in the chest with brass knuckles
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 08:13 PM       
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