This term "vet" is pathetic

[Terra]

I care about what Max posts too.

But your shit Dr. Fu, I could do without. Your messing with my chi. The load of bile that shows up on my screen when you post is annoying only in that most of the time I have to generate wrist energy with my mouse to circumvent and jump over your half assed dribble to post to somebody else.

Please go back to whatever message board you came from and stop shitting up this one, you cunt fart.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

I think the proper term for a cunt fart is a Queef.


In other news:


Man blows off his own ass with shotgun.
Doctors say "No end in sight."

[Helm]

fucktard pot calling the fucktard kettle...

Haven't you been around here a while? You should know that I am not recognised as a prominent member of the forum. I am not even well-liked by -rog- or carnivore or glowbelly or whomever you think is a 'vet' and I've never sucked up to anybody. If you think otherwise, then you're deluding yourself and it won't stick no matter how many times you repeat yourself. I am talking to you not because I've been acting on the behalf of this imaginary i-mockery secret treehouse club, but because your routine has gotten old and tired and it's all over the forums, and as a person that desires these forums to be entertaining and not only offensive, I am telling you these things.

As you say, I never used to adress you in the past because first of all I thought for your first thread, the 'fucktard' business was amusing. Amusing because it had specific comedic elements like sarcasm, willful repetition and a hint of self-depreciation (you evil empire or whatever I-write-it-in-every-time signature was funny-sad, for example) which even prompted Chojin to suggest that you were a sophisticated character making fun at not only the various classes on the forums (new people, old people), but fun of the people that make fun of them too. It was offensive, but it was also funny.

The difference now is that you've gone long past being entertaining and have stepped into the realm of masturbatory self-repetition. Not funny. Not creative. Of course it will piss people off. But it's not funny anymore. If you consider getting a rise out of people the ultimate reward you can achieve on this forums, I guess you must feal pretty fulfilled, but take the time to read the website a little and notice that, for example that the winky sxe mockery isn't in the format of ' straight edgers. Fucktards '. There's jokes, funny pictures, hatemail, entertaining stuff. Your stuff has just gotten to easy and boring and that's why it's irritating. You're basically trolling. You've made a simple pattern of insults and you're doing it over and over and over again. If Achimp wanted, he could write a script where you would supply the name the to-be-insulted, check a few options and it would generate random mad max insults. That's what you sound like. A crude AI program that doesn't know what colour the red apple is. I suggest that you go to the sa forums or somewhere else where that 'I cannot be beaten!' mentality will carry more weight than here.

Way to turn it around fucktard. You old fuckers are CONSTANTLY whining about new people though. (Where you in particular will make baseless death threats in an attempt to be REALLY tough. )

I thought my angle was funny, you might dissagree, but I'm sure everybody that has been the subject to it understand that there's no real validity behind any of that and that it comes part and parcel with the theme of the forums. I do not desire to come off as tough. If anyone takes any of the insults around here seriously, he's got some real problems discerning reality from fantasy.

I never whine about "vets" I just tend to attack them more, since its at least more sporting than attacking new people.

All you do it attack people (with the notable exception of the 'more about' posts). It pisses people off because many of them actualy frequent these boards for other less socially retarded reasons. That's basically it. You treat the boards like a constant mock war and whereas it might have been that way a long time ago, it no longer is. You're in the wrong place. It's 'sporting' to attack old people? As far as I know mockery has only been a 'sport' around here in the mock-wars, and then, much of the 'winning' was still about being funny, not a troll. Since you know all about the old forums, go read the ez board mock-wars and see how amazingly funny some of the stuff people wrote are. It wasn't 'fucktard '.


Anyway, you see that I didn't try to make fun of you or insult you in this post. Also, I've let myself open for a number of quick insults for being too wordy, for appearing condescending, for basically doing the old 'IT'S NOT FUNNY ' thing, so go right on ahead and call me a fucktard or whatever. This will be the last time I try to reason with you if you do because it will be obvious you do not care to understand what's going on, but just to score imaginary points in your imaginary video-game.

[MetalMilitia]

What he said.

[Helm]

What the fuck are you, my echo?

[MetalMilitia]

What the fuck are you, my echo? What the fuck are you, my echo? What the fuck are you, my echo? What the fuck are you, my echo?

[Helm]

Okay that was sorta funny, but I shouldn't be telling you that because I'm a vet and you're a noob and that's just not how it works sorry

[Dr. Fu]

Helm and Terra, that was surprising because those were the first two insults that didn't involve the major insult "fucktard."

For heaven's sake, almost all of you don't know how to insult each other. You just call each other 'fucktards.' It's sad.

Terra, actually I have to say i have nothing to rebuke that. You've actually shut me up once.

Congratulations.

[glowbelly]

i don't dislike you, helm. it's just hard to not get offended when someone defends another person who was being outright icky (note: not mocking, not being "funny") in a thread about my future son. i can understand your point, i just didn't want to hear it at the time.

as for max and terra, i just wish you two would calm down. you guys remind me of how i was when i first started posting here. i was all mean and no fun.

[Terra]

Glowbelly,

For every time, there is a season.

Just as you have evolved, so must I. I won't speak for Max. My wish is that you have a wonderful, healthy son. He will grace the world with his beauty as his mother does with her gentle wisdom.

My path however, is not yours. I only defend when attacked and frankly, in true parlay, one does not defend unless they want their opponent down for the count. Now if you haven't taken the time to witness this, I understand. Truly.

Helm, I went ahead and responded to you in another forum. I felt this time belongs to Max, if he chooses to do so.

[glowbelly]

just letting you know that it's getting old.

i'm pretty sure you know that, though.

at least i hope you do.

[Bionic Sheep]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Topics like this never get anywhere because of basic human character flaws which we all possess. Rather than argue about it I suggest you all either shut up or jump off a cliff. Possibly at the same time.

Hate is a terrible thing.

This thread needs some love.

I love you all, really I do. Even if it isn't reprociated, you know it will always be there and unconditional.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Yea, Bionic sheep, but who put the cookie in the cookie jar?


Answer me that, if you're so smart.

[Bionic Sheep]

I did.

Bastard cookie jar, mocking me with it's lack of cookies. That'll teach it.

[BAPE]

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[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

[Bionic Sheep]

What's wrong with bestiality, precisely?

Apart from being sick, disgusting and wrong.

Oh, wait . . .

[Terra]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

just letting you know that it's getting old.

i'm pretty sure you know that, though.

at least i hope you do.

Of course it's old, glowbelly. But again, it's only directed to a select few. There are far more people that I do not address in this manner yet it tends to get overlooked in favor of the more negative posts. Such is the nature of the beast. It is also the glory of the final 15 minutes of any movie. Eventually things will settle back down and the Shitstorm will take the saddle of her horse, kick off her boots and enjoy the roaring fire.

Until the need arises again.

[Anonymous]

Helm: Actually I've never said you sucked up to anybody to my knowlege (I know I've accused others of that though).

Why you felt the need to "reason" with me, I have no idea, because you're right I really don't care. Its hardly necessary in the first place. I don't take anything people say to me on here seriously. My purpose here isn't to make anyone else here laugh, (If they do that's fine, if they don't oh well) I'm basically here to laugh at others, and sometimes that requires a little prodding by me.

Yeah, I'm well aware of the fact that this board IS more than just mocking people. I've read a ton of the other stuff that's on here not on the forums. I also realize tons of people have more social reasons for coming to the board. But like I said my "social life" isn't based around this Forum, so I'm on here basically to just for my own personal amusement. When I eventually get bored I leave for a couple months.

When I say "sporting " to mock old people I was mentioning the fact that its a lot easier to attack someone new than someone who's been here for a long time who's probably allied with others of similar standing. Time and time again, when someone new joins, they get thrashed. Yeah that's funny, but to use your phrase, it GETS OLD.

Seriously, everyone on here believes that what they're doing is new and it really isn't. And there IS an elitist mindset here, whether you see it or not. Redundancy and Repetition are really the rule here. That's all fine. Its actually unavoidable, I mean yeah there's only so many ways you can call someone a "fag" or a "cunt" But what I'm saying is let's not be hypocritical about it.

There's a ton of people who do the same "routine" for YEARS and for some reason people are still laughing at the shit. Actually I've done a ton of different shit, I've done songs, I've done stories, I've done plays, etc. Yes those were ALL still insulting people, but the point is they were doing it in a different way. Because that's the basic humor around here. Insulting others. Doesn't matter what else is talked about. It can be movies, politics, etc. what eventually happens is it breaks into a mock war. So yeah, that's probably why I treat the entire board like one. Why not cut out the middle man and get straight to it? I mean come on Helm, you've been known on several occasions to just start in on someone for really no good reason. The idea that this place is a Shangri-la of World Shattering Things of Importance, is laughable. Who really gives a shit what the hell anybody's opinion is on the fucking internet? The place IS one big MOCK WAR with some fluff to diguise it as something else.

And I gotta be doing something right, since I've actually been getting more genuine laughs from people than I ever have in the past. (Though based on who's laughing that may or may not be a good thing) But again it doesn't really matter to me though, I'm just here for my own personal amusement.

Okay so you don't find me funny. That's fine (Or you used to but you don't anymore) But like you said its relative. Personally my attitude towards you is one of indifference. I didn't really pay any attention to you really, I just knew you were the guy who talked about hacking people up, when you got all pissed off at them. And THAT'S YOUR THING. You do that just as much as I do the fucktard thing okay maybe not QUITE as much, but that's YOUR "signature humor" for the most part. You do it on here just like you do it in the chat rooms. Same old thing, but different format. The only reason why I started messing with you at all, is because your attacks on Terra started extending to me, and then it just got to be fun at that point to rile you up some more, since it genuinely seemed to annoy you that Terra and I were "allied".

Actually I feel a little of how Terra feels in some of the things she mentioned in her thread addressing you. (Though I really don't care one way or the other about you saying about hacking people up) But basically the idea that:

I'M HAVING FUN. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'M NOT BACKING DOWN. AND I'LL STOP WHEN I GROW BORED OF IT.

So you can call what I'm doing Trolling, and perhaps it is to a certain extent, but it really doesn't matter. My amusement is what is important to me. And if people are getting pissed off at me, then its THEY who need to get a "fulfilled life" if they're so damn emotional to get angry with someone over the internet.

Well that's about it, I think I touched all your points, and no I'm not going to call you anything or lol or any of that. This was a genuine discussion. An actual rarity on this board.

I'm Mad Max and I approve of this message.

[Bionic Sheep]

Where is the love, people?

I lost it.

[Terra]

There's plenty of love here. All at gunpoint, but any lovin is good lovin.

And I LOVE Max.

[Anonymous]

And I love Terra

Now pistol whip me baby!

[Matt Harty]

My hats off to Mad Max for an actual response.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

And I love Terra

Now pistol whip me baby!

Actually I'm working on that story...

[Anonymous]

Yeah, that actually moved me somewhat to hear Max talk outside of his gimmick. Though I agree entirely with Helm - it's really getting old, even past the part of it being old being the joke. Here's the deal: For you being on these forums and getting something out of it - whether you're aware of it or not - you're indebted to us for it. I think I speak for everyone when I request that you redeem that debt with at least being funny when you want to stir shit. Otherwise you just become a sycophant, and it is unreasonable for us to let you continue to be a literal parasite of entertainment.

I know you've said before that you'll be here doing your routine until you get banned. I think you've shown that there actually is a thinking human being with potential to be constructive to the community, unlike a lot of the 'fucktards' here - 'newbies,' 'vets,' or otherwise. I'd really rather not see you leave, I'd rather see posts by you and not be compelled to skip over them and have the only payoff be knowing that someone else is getting upset over it. But max, you've been here for almost a year and a half now. You've been around for almost as long as the 'vets' of this incarnation of the forum, and about half as long as most of the remaining members from ezboard and beyond. It's not that it's not funny anymore, it's not even that it's hypocritical at this point, it's that it's irritating and tired beyond the level that was previously humorous in and of itself.

If you really hate the site and its members enough that you don't care that you don't give back to it, then I think you need to move on. Otherwise, at least adopt a sense of humor to compensate for the effort of putting up with you. For my sake.