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Old May 30th, 2009, 04:58 AM        Hey! Stop Stabbing Me!
Has anyone else seen this movie? It's semi-recent, I think. Independent film. The story follows our hero, Herman Schumacher, as he's kicked out of his dorms ridiculously early after graduating college. He moves into a house with four other guys, and there's a bunch of signs that vaguely resemble makeshift tombstones in the backyard.

Oh, and it's pretty much the funniest movie ever. Everything's completely deadpan. For instance, Herman goes over to his best friend's house after being ousted from his dorm. The following occurs.

"I was wondering man, could I crash at your place for like, a week? Just until I can get my own place?"

"Eeeesh...Normally that would be totally cool, but I don't think my wife would be cool with it."

"Your what?"

"I'm getting married tomorrow!"

"And you didn't invite me?!?"

"That's because Susan hates you."

"She's never met me!"

"That's because she hates you."

"Huh?"

"I can never see you again, bro. Hope you understand. It was nice seeing you though!" -SHOVES OUT DOOR-

Honestly, if Rog's zombie movie ever gets made, it'll probably be this+zombies. Check it out. Srsly.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 06:31 AM       

Hmm... the cover alone makes it look like another one of those bad spoof movies like "Scary Movie". o.O
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Old May 30th, 2009, 06:37 AM       
Oh god, no. Nononono. It isn't. At ALL. I don't think they even reference another horror movie in the film. Trust me, Rog, Illegally Downl...err...BUY this masterpiece. You won't be disappointed.

It also features Percutzitwuzzel, the creature that lives in the basement and eats socks.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 10:01 AM       
It can't we worse than "Shriek if you know what I did last friday the thirteenth."

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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 06:10 PM       
So, did anyone actually watch this?
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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 09:11 PM       
ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I tried to not even look at this thread. Let alone watch this shit.
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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 10:58 PM       
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I tried to not even look at this thread. Let alone watch this shit.
You suck at life. Real hard. This movie is fucking awesome. IT IS NOT A PARODY MOVIE.
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 01:13 PM       
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This movie is fucking awesome.
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 03:57 PM       
dimnos I know you're superior and all but can you please keep your diarrhea from leaking into every thread when you run across something you don't like?

i mean really what kind of person makes fun of things they don't like? a JERK PERSON.
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 04:23 PM       
Im an ass hole not a jerk. Jerk face.
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 05:07 PM       
i guess that would explain why diarrhea is always dripping from your mouth like a poor man's vitriol.
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 05:22 PM       
Possibly.
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 05:24 PM       
probably

why don't you go hang around some children so you can be tormented by thoughts of not having sex with them
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 05:42 PM       
Kids dont have those pouty lips like you do.
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 10:12 PM       
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Kids dont have those pouty lips like you do.
Sure they do. You just have to punch them first.
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