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Old Mar 15th, 2003, 10:01 AM        When was the last time a Midget monkey stuck a stlit
up your chocolate lurve tunnel. Last night I suppose.
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Old Mar 15th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
I ate a stlit last night. It tasted like CHICKAN!
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 03:26 AM       
Hey watch it loaf!

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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 03:55 AM       
Isn't "pinching a loaf" burnout slang for "taking a shit"? (no offense Matt)
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 11:19 AM       
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 11:29 AM       
I came here for wholesome family fun.
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 12:06 PM       
I'll get the monopoly board.
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 01:32 PM       
People in my hall play incredibly loud games of monopoly at two in the morning. I hate them.
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 02:51 PM       
the Dutch are secretly the most advanced people on the planet. tell me their location, and I'll evaporate them with my Dutch Ion Cannon Satelite. if they don't die, I forgot to replace the batteries.
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 03:27 PM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 02:32 AM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 11:23 AM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 02:49 PM       
It's still wedged there.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 02:54 PM       
thi thread is so good i might have to bust a nut
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Old Mar 23rd, 2003, 06:49 AM       
Something's gonna have to break to release the vacuum.
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Old Apr 27th, 2003, 01:42 PM       
I thought we were talking about monkeys.
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Old Apr 27th, 2003, 01:44 PM       
Why do you bring up month old posts? WHY? WHY?
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Old May 4th, 2003, 01:45 PM       
Because Y has a long tail
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 06:17 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 06:41 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 07:18 PM       
now if shut up shut me up then I would quiet
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 09:52 PM       
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Old Apr 20th, 2005, 02:32 AM       
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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 11:29 PM       
what IS THIS
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:35 AM        Re: When was the last time a Midget monkey stuck a stlit
Thank you, Bod, for this ingenious way in which you have succeeded to bastardize one of my favourite books from my childhood. Now I can't bring myself to even acknowledge the book ever existed.
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