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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:15 PM       
Sister Ray is awesome. Definitely a rock classic, weird too.

"White Light/White Heat was kinda mediocre as a whole and in no way lived up to Velvet Underground and Nico."

That is so wrong on a million levels. All VU albums are great in their own way.
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
...said the guy who thinks Kid A is Radiohead's best album.

Oh snap! BAM, motherfucker! What'cha got to say now, biatch?!
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 12:10 AM       
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Originally Posted by Helm
Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane

Both of them collide, expressions horrified
Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,
as his skull became a part of the dash
His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse
His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two
Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew
The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign
Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day
Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones
Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why
Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling
Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode
Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face
Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies
Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time
Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood
Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

The look of death in my eye
Surely no-one will survive
Just a pile of mush
Left to dry in the sun

I see my fresh kill
Left in the road
Remains of your bodies
Mangled and torn

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood
Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun
This is the band many people on the board are trying to convince me is lighthearted.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 03:27 PM       
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This is the band many people on the board are trying to convince me is lighthearted.
That actually wasn't one of their most gory songs.

I'll have to go with:

Involuntary Vaginal Vermin Slut - Lord Gore

You defiled my trust, you whore!
Slut, betrayed after all that I've done.
Gave you everything and fucked your brains out.
Ate your snatch like a roastbeef sandwich.
Licked out your asshole and drank your breastmilk.

Heartless, adultress, you crumble underneath my fist.
Never wanted this, but bitch you forced my hand.
You wouldn't suck my dick, and now I understand.
Welcome home, to a world of pain.
Your life is over, your lover's gone fucking... insane.

Behold my instruments of torture,
the hideous vermin mass.
A writhing amalgam of insects,
fills your unfaithful snatch & ass.

Deep inside can you feel them?
As they scratch for a passage out.
Why should you scream to have them inside you
when everyone's fucked that cunt?

I can almost taste your pain.
Filled with hate you scream my name.
Spread your legs one final time
and scream out loud in vain.

Now cunt you will pay my price.
Wriggling sick torture device...
stomach bristling, bulging with my
filthy vermin vengeance.

Now your suffering is almost complete,
tearing the membrane as all of them meet.
Asshole and pussy are torn into one.
Cockroaches twitch and the spilled fluids run.

...seeing as how a Cannibal Corpse song has already been posted.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 06:37 PM       
That is the grossest shit I've ever heard. How can you listen to that kinda stuff?
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 07:36 PM       
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oh please. The Sex Pistols were talent less hacks. They actualy had to turn down the volume on Sid's bass during concerts because he was such a terrible bassist. They were nothing but attitude and thats it. The only people that site them as influences are people that want to look cool. You want a British punk band that was influencial for good reasons look at The Clash.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 08:41 PM       
It's about time someone recognized the sheer badness of the Sex Pistols. Bravo to you.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 09:22 PM       
i'd have to say dead skin mask by slayer
not strictly a murder song but about a man who dressed up in dead peoples skin. so it counts.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 09:04 PM       
Threeway tie:

"I Kill Children"-Dead Kennedys
"He's Gonna Kill That Girl"-The Ramones
"Deanna"-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
"I Used to Love Her" by Guns N Roses. Definitely.
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Old Aug 12th, 2003, 06:04 PM       
I'd have to go with "Bloody Valentine" by Good Charlotte
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Old Aug 12th, 2003, 06:22 PM       
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