Horrors of Porn, part 2

[James]

Time once again to mention the most bizarre, sick, etc porn acts/scenes you've ever seen.

Recently, I was exposed to a Chinese girl putting a funnel up another Chinese girl's ass. Then, she poured about 30 small, live eels into the funnel, and spent a good amount of time getting them all to travel up into he girl's ass. The funny part was the last eel who kept going in, turning around, and coming out. LOL.

Anyway the funnel comes out, and the girl pushes all the eels out of her ass. They don't just slip out. They go flying, like they were shot out of a cannon. Over and over, little eels blasting out of her ass.

The finish was when the other girl takes one of the ass-eels, sucks it into her mouth, and chomps away on it while it's still alive. Swallows it down. The End.

[Emu]

You forgot the last r in the title.

[James]

My sig explains why I am prone to typos.

[AChimp]

Eels, eh? I've seen one with an octopus in the cunt. :O

[Spastic Colon]

Sounds like just another game of extreme red light green light.

[BlueOatmeal]

Ok I need a link to where a person can find this kind of filth so I can study it and make sure all the innocent children will never have to watch the unspeakable horrors that asian people are capable of.

[Anonymous]

I saw that one. For me, the most nauseating part was the screwed up teeth on the girl who ate the eel.

[Esuohlim]

I don't like looking at gross porn.

I'm actually very picky about my porn too. I don't like it when the girl isn't completely nude. EVEN SOCKS. And she can't look like she's overly enjoying getting fucked (HUGE GRINS SHOWING 300 TEETH). And having her eyes open and looking at the camera during a blowjob is creepy as fuck.

[da blob]

I sooo need to watch this ass n eel vid - anybody care to share ?? please ??

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm with you there. Its fucking creepy watch "virtual blowjobs." The girl's eyes are always huge and bugged out. It looks like a little dog or something. But how could you not lke some knee- high stockings or a sexy little vest! :omghugewoody

[James]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I DON'T LIKE SEXY THINGS IN PORN

[Ooner]

http://home.comcast.net/~ltruong15/eels1.wmv

and part 2:

http://home.comcast.net/~ltruong15/eels2.wmv

[James]

Watching that again, while watching The Fly, just made me nauseous.

[Supafly345]

And the only logical thing to do, of course, is to keep watching obviously.

[VolCanon]

Hum. That's disgusting.
Even gay sex is at least doesn't involve shoving non-penis shaped things up people's asses.
Nice of them to censor her hole though. That makes it more palatable.
*shudder*

[Dixie]

oh my god. where in the hell do you find this stuff? i find it odd that someone would willingly look for something like to hwaaaa-ck it to. you know, disregard what i said. i'm going to email it to someone at work.

[Ooner]

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God

oh my god. where in the hell do you find this stuff? i find it odd that someone would willingly look for something like to hwaaaa-ck it to. you know, disregard what i said. i'm going to email it to someone at work.

I run an online community/message board dedicated to bad porn

There's 400 people in it

[Dixie]

you're a dirty dirty person.

[Spastic Colon]

you, sir, I salute!

[da blob]

I wanna join.


And to those who find it disgusting - but that's the point. I find regular porn boring and pointless, hell I can do much better at home. But this kind of stuff is funny. I'm a big fan of puking blowjobs, too.

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I don't like it when the girl isn't completely nude. EVEN SOCKS.

dude girls naked except for socks is way hot get it right or pay the price

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by Ooner

There's 400 people in it

NOW it's justified.

[James]

Was that a Salute Your Shorts reference, Jixby?

[Jixby Phillips]

Porn makes me want to fart

[SMN]

I agree with Esuolim. this is what i was talking about when I said there are some pretty frickin sick fettishes out there. *still shudders at shit fettishes*