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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:07 PM        Saddest day of my life... I dated an Anime Fangirl
This weekend I went on a date with a girl, this girl wasn't good looking and her front teeth look like they can gnaw though stone. So when we went to the mall, she went to this Hello Kitty shop (which is where I buy my J-pop, but I get out fast! :P) and then this happened:

Her: OMG it's so Kawii!
Me: What?
Her: Kawii! You baka!
Me: Umm... ok.
*I look at J-pop*
Her: Me don't like you!
Me: Ok *leaves*
Her: .......

Her parents called last night saying that she arrived home at 1:00 a.m... I dumbed her at 6:00 p.m...

She wasn't it taking it too well!
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:09 PM       
There's a girl in my school that's like that. Even to teachers she's like 'Meow' and 'Kawakki' and shit.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:15 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:17 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:25 PM       
Japanese pop music.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:26 PM       
*this line edited out because the guy above me corrected himself*

my question is, what made you consider dating her in the first place? now she'll be scarred by thinking she can get guys and she never will again.

it'll be worse for her, than for you, i'll say
just because theyre pathetic doesnt mean you have to jizz all over their life.
and this'll be a great excuse for them to be angry and pissy for nothing and being all sullen and crap and more annoying.

liquid - i cant stand them, thank god they died in high school.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:28 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:47 PM       
*I look at J-pop*
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:50 PM       
It's funny because Japan has a different culture!
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:56 PM       
next time date an amish farmgirl. that is if the her father, eziekiel,will loan you the buggy. (hopefully the one with the rear bench)......wink...wink.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:00 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:08 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:10 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:26 PM       
Coca Cola is part of pop culture.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:31 PM       
I bet this story would be even better if it wasn't completely fabricated!
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:34 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:47 PM       
There is a table of these girls in my art class. They're not that annoying (one is even kinda of cute) but they ruin the shit out of movies and just in general hang out with fags. I. of course, hang out with all the cool kids and smoke cigarettes out back and in the bathroom and cuss out teachers and ride my motorcycle in the hallway
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:57 PM       
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There seems to be one of those girls in every school I hate her but she likes me
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 09:40 PM       
yeah I also have a friend who's obsessed with japan.
I've heard my fair share of "baka" and "aho" or whatever >: (
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 09:50 PM       
Alas, how is't with you, that you do bend your eye of vacancy, and with the incorporal air do hold discourse? Forth at your eyes your spirits widly peep; and, as the sleeping soldiers in the alarm, your bedded hairs, like life in excrements, start up and stand on end. O gentle son, upon the heat and flame of they distemper sprinkle cool patience! Whereon do you look?
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 10:00 PM       
Hey kon, not too much, you?
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 10:14 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 10:15 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 11:01 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 11:19 PM       
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What I find funny is how many people in America copy Japanese Culture, but if you look at Japan, they copy American culture, and add a very low tone of Nazi worship.
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