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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 11:02 AM        Adventure
What did yall do this week? Was it exciting?

I quit my job Monday, went home, packed up my stuff I could fit in my car, and then Tuesday morning I left for Las Vegas.

I'm currently living in Vegas right now, and 48 hours ago I lived in Houston. None of this was planned out or even really thought out. I had little money saved up and just decided to go on a little life adventure.

Anyone from Vegas? Where to go? What to do? Where can I find Criss Angel, so I can punch him in the face for being the biggest douche on the tele.

People talk funny here.

And my waiter last night tipped himself $25 from my change, so I had a confrontation the first night I was here.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 11:11 AM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 11:19 AM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 12:25 PM       
I'm getting a job on the golf course!
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 01:22 PM       
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I'm getting a job on the golf course!
My big brother worked one summer on the golf course and made ass load of money
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 01:50 PM       
Yeah, because there is like one golf course in Finland since 90% of it is frozen wasteland.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 03:08 PM       
Gadzooks, I could not help to lol. Now I feel bad about it.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 03:08 PM       
Frozen Golfcourse. Wow, that would be intense for the new master tournament. I wanna see Tiger Woods try to stay standing when hes swinging a Golf Club on black ice.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 03:25 PM       
Come on guys, we need to focus. This is about MattJack and Las Vegas and not about irons, balls, tendra, n i g g e r s, black ice or Finland for that matter.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 03:33 PM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 03:47 PM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 03:50 PM       
actually, i like the golf discussion. it's more interesting.

I think golf and nascar should combine their sports.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 04:35 PM       
golf fans teaming up with nascar fans...
Nascar would kick golfs ass.

Oh and you can always get a job as a showgirl, or possibly at the Bunny Ranch.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 04:42 PM       
Considering I have a penis, I don't think the showgirl/hooker thing will work out.

I'm going to have to go to a staffing agency to get a job more than likely.

I hope they have an opening for a lounge singer, that'd be the shit.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 08:13 PM       
would golf combined w/ nascar involve hitting balls at the racecars' windshields

because i would so fucking watch that
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 08:44 PM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 09:08 PM       
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Oh and you can always get a job as a showgirl, or possibly at the Bunny Ranch.
Fuck yeah! Go to the bunny ranch and screw that Jade chick or whatever her name is. One of my former life goals.

Also, a black guy told me I have the face and demeanor of Tiger Woods. Usually I just get Keanu Reeves
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 10:22 PM       
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Considering I have a penis, I don't think the showgirl/hooker thing will work out.
Well, there are always drag shows, and you could be a hooker with a penis.
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Old Jun 28th, 2007, 10:53 PM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2007, 12:43 AM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2007, 04:47 AM       
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would golf combined w/ nascar involve hitting balls at the racecars' windshields

because i would so fucking watch that
That is pretty much how I imagined it. The golfer would have to hit X amount of windshields to win. If no golfer hit the amount of windshields necessary to win, then the first driver to cross the finish line wins.

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Fuck yeah! Go to the bunny ranch and screw that Jade chick or whatever her name is. One of my former life goals.

Also, a black guy told me I have the face and demeanor of Tiger Woods. Usually I just get Keanu Reeves
I don't know who that girl is, but I did see a stripper/hooker in Walmart last night. She looked rough.

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Old Jun 29th, 2007, 03:14 PM       
I would think that'd be awkward.
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Old Jun 29th, 2007, 04:52 PM       
I predict this life adventure will end with you living back at home with your parents.
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