A short erotic tale

[Terra]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

i was gonna say that'd make you worthwhile but then i started to throw up

no amount of throwing up would help you anyway. you would still be just as worthless but you would now stink instead of just suck

[Seven Force]

Standards are a good thing and the one reason that I don't date negro women.

[Seven Force]

whoops wrong forum

[Idi Amin]

Neeeeegrrrrrroooo woman


Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[Idi Amin]

Terra get a fucking life, even cosmo had enough sense to do something more usefull than bitching at people on a forum.

I really do hate everybody here

[Terra]

idi, go shove a wildebeest up your ass and get your little jollies elsewhere. your just another lowlife in a long, long line of them. step off the thread please and go bore somebody else to tears.

[sspadowsky]

Holy Christ, that was funny. Nice work, Seven.

[Optimistic Socks]

Hey..can't we all just get along and accept the fact that Terras utter lack of a social life leads her to spend her days trolling through forum after forum with her only companion being a quaint if mysterious man known as Cosmo?

Though I myself have never met a "Forum Ogre" or "Forum Troll" Terra would fit the bill, if it wasn't for the fact that she never bothers to include anything even slightly relevant in her insults and instead prefers to dive headlong into a string of school grade obscenities, sexual suggestions that would make Jenna Jameson roll her eyes and undeniably ambiguous comments that all scream "PAY ATTENTION TO ME"

I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere down the line she justs says "U R TEH GAY LOLL"

[Terra]

i really love the commentaries about me. especially by the new fish who live deep inside their own psyche.

so, os. i guess it must be nice to live inside of your head with peter pan and the easter bunny.

you need to drink in EXCESSa little more often. and post less.

[Optimistic Socks]

Yes it is nice inside my own head, and peter pan and the easter bunny often engage in things I'd rather not talk about...I don't see why that has anything to do with you though.

Unless you want to live inside my head...It can be arranged, I have the know how, I just lack funding and tools.

But thanks to you I've found a big enough Tool in order to continue.

I love how someone thinks just because they've been insulting people longer on one of the Inter Webs many provocative forums it means they can disregard anything anyone says.

I generally as a rule respect no one, and people either earn more disrespect or less, and I've been surprised at how many generally decent people seem to enjoy posting in good fun on here and I enjoy it...

You Terra, however, just seem to like being a bitch solely for the reason that you apparently have nothing better to do.

Now before you go rambling off about how I'm being hypocritical and how I apparently have nothing better to do let me stop you right there and say "I do have better things to do, many of them, I'm just lazy and possessed of a fundamentally large amount of ennui"!


Hugs and kisses....

[Seven Force]

how would both you twats like to suck my cock

[Optimistic Socks]

Interesting offer Seven...how big is this rooster? And is it dipped in any sort of flavouring sauce to make the impetus of sucking any more delightful than it already sounds?

[Seven Force]

It is big penis. Penis so big! Sooooo big penis!

[Seven Force]

i can dip it in whatever you want

id rather dip it in you first

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Optimistic Socks

What did people talk about before there was internet? How did they communicate their ideas about strange body growths, cysts, home made alcoholic beverages and Sandpaper foreplay? Surely not in person, as these subjects would have been too taboo for the average everyday self medicating hipster.

http://community.livejournal.com/zit_fetish/profile

Oh yeah.

[Terra]

jeanette has all the best links.

[Optimistic Socks]

Good lord Jeanette...

Now please 'splain to me how I can unsee that? It was horrible, it was like a million things of pure egotistical stupidity being vomitted into my eyes, and the glasses were horrible too...

Oh wait...I was looking at something else...

[Terra]

oh rly? nice kiss, doodyhead