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Old May 18th, 2004, 11:11 AM        Catwoman commercial
They started airing them now. If you ever thought for some reason this movie might be good, just watch the commerical. I'm still laughing at how awful it is.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 11:44 AM       
So you masturbate to Halle Berry pictures and then you feel guilty and cut down her movie. You're a sick man.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 12:55 PM       
She looks like some kinda fucking bondage queen.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 01:13 PM       
1) I hate Halle Berry. Can't stand her.

2) This movie shouldn't have been made unless Michelle P. was going to play the role of Catwoman again.

3) I hate Halle Berry. Can't stand her.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 01:42 PM       
So, RoG, what's your opinion of Halle Berry?
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Old May 18th, 2004, 01:54 PM       
She's kind of good at the hit-and-run thing. Maybe they can make a movie about that.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 03:10 PM       
yknow, it always starts out just like the Gothika ad they have for pay per view, so i never know which movie it is!
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Old May 18th, 2004, 03:46 PM       
...Look, Halle Berry in a sexy ( or awful costume, depends who you are) outfit fighting crime...seems good to me. Will it do good? I don't really know...probabaly not from the reaction to the trailer at Van Helsing.

The bottom line is, she's a good actress.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 04:23 PM       
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Old May 18th, 2004, 04:35 PM       
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...Look, Halle Berry in a sexy ( or awful costume, depends who you are) outfit fighting crime...seems good to me. Will it do good? I don't really know...probabaly not from the reaction to the trailer at Van Helsing.

The bottom line is, she's a good actress.
Her acting isn't what's in question here. I don't care who you got to play the part, the movie as it stands is awful. And no actress, no matter how good they are, can save an awful movie. Once you see the commercial, you'll see.

You know a movie's going to suck when even the commercial is low-budget.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 04:44 PM       
The CG "whip" at the end of the commercial made me cringe.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 04:54 PM       
I remember hearing that the movie company told all the websites that carried the trailer to take it down because everyone who make it was embarrassed.

thats just funny.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 05:47 PM       
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Old May 18th, 2004, 05:48 PM       
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Old May 18th, 2004, 05:53 PM       
Jesus Christ Superstar that was amazing sports.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 05:55 PM       
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The CG "whip" at the end of the commercial made me cringe.

That wasn't CG, that was a real whip dude.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 09:18 PM       
If she has 9 lives in this one i'll be angry

She was down to one at the end of Batman Returns
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Old May 18th, 2004, 09:22 PM       
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Old May 18th, 2004, 09:24 PM       
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This is a different catwoman, has nothing to do with the batman movies.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 09:44 PM       
No affiliation with batman?

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Old May 19th, 2004, 05:40 PM       
Thats all I needed to hear this movie has NO reason to exist unless linked with batman in some way


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Old May 19th, 2004, 06:02 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:31 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:36 PM       
Jesus christ, you and sports need to know when to shutup.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 09:08 PM       
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