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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 07:31 PM        Welcome To The World...
My wife gave birth to a 7lb 6oz baby girl on Thanksgiving day. We named her Halle Rose. The experience was nothing less than magnificent! Just wanted to share the good news... More later.

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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 07:37 PM       
Holy shit, i didn't know it was 9 months already.

Congrats. :D
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 07:45 PM       
Congrats.

Her name is almost like Halle Berry.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 08:49 PM       
Wow, time flies by. Congratulations.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 08:53 PM       
Congratulations!
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
Wow, congrats. My brother's girlfriend is having a baby too.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
That's one beautiful crumb snatcher, congrats
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 09:45 PM       

Are newborn kids supposed to have vaginas instead of eyes?

In all seriousness, mucho congrats McClain. Just keep that little bastard away from your toys... unless you want Gerber food puked up all over them.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 10:00 PM       
Wow, rog has a way of being horribly offencive and making complimentory at the same time... magical.
I hope your child never grows up to read these boards... or that its all they ever read...

oh well, congradulations
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 10:00 PM       
Her eyes probably look that way because of the drops they have to put into a baby's eyes when it's born.
It goes away after a while.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 10:01 PM       
what are those drops for.... I forgot...
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 10:05 PM       
It's to kill off bacteria that can cause eye infections. Eye infections in newborns most often lead to blindness.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 10:06 PM       
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what are those drops for.... I forgot...
It is required by law in case the mother has gonorrhea, which can cause blindness in a newborn.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 10:34 PM       
congrats
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 10:42 PM       
Well its a good things we covered that, I was afraid someone was gonna talk about their newborn and we weren't gonna fit in talking about gonorrhea...
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 10:54 PM       
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrurggggle.

holy shitsickles that baby looks just like you

if i could knit booties, i would...but the only thing i ever really excelled at in knitting is scarves AND you live in california. babies don't need scarves in california.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 11:35 PM       
i can never tell when babies look like there parents, i always think they look like babies. maybe i shouldn't work at a maternity ward :/
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 11:39 PM       


CAN YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE NOW?
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 11:53 PM       
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Old Nov 30th, 2003, 03:37 AM       
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Old Nov 30th, 2003, 03:56 AM       
Welcome to sleepless nights and diapers with a stench you wouldnt think was possible to come from a 3 week rotting corpse, let alone a tiny baby.

Congrats and much joy and happiness
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Old Nov 30th, 2003, 12:36 PM       
Congrats, McClain. I'm happy for you, bro.
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Old Nov 30th, 2003, 02:11 PM       
Congratulations with your newly born daughter, Mr. McClain.
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Old Nov 30th, 2003, 02:27 PM       
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