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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 03:44 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 04:36 PM       
I'm getting a pair of underwear with "Open For Business" emblazened on one side ... and they will be symmetrical.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 09:16 PM        Re: Question for Gay's
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Why do gay people want to "come out"? Are you telling the hetero sexual community? Or the gay community that your open for business? I just find it funny that gay people all of a sudden now have to tell everyone :/ No coming out for the hetero...but suit yourself if it makes you happy, I think it's kinda silly and selfish to alienate the rest of society instead of just being a person.
It's something you need to get off your chest, its like getting a big secret off (well, it is getting a big secret off). It makes you feel better and says "Hey bitches, back away, I know I'm hot n shit, too bad."

And as for that whole sexual attraction thing, I have no fucking clue why I'm attracted to guys. But, like most everyone, you look first then find. However, I've never been with a guy, so I don't know.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 09:38 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 12:12 AM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 06:40 AM       
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It's something you need to get off your chest, its like getting a big secret off (well, it is getting a big secret off). It makes you feel better and says "Hey bitches, back away, I know I'm hot n shit, too bad."
what Secret? You have a whole infrastructure already set up by the gay community. friendship can come from anyone, so if it's love that your looking for, I personally think that the internet is a tacky way to "Come out" for any person. Wait until your mature enough to know who you want and not what you yearn.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 06:53 AM       
WTF is that shit you just spewed?
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 08:03 AM       
it sucks growing up one day and when your 12, all your friends find out your gay and start wailing on you
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 08:06 AM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 08:10 AM       
sort of, just replace gay with incredibly stupid
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 08:13 AM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 08:15 AM       
I don't know what's funnier, these two "Ass Clowns" or confusing Pub.


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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 08:16 AM       
i prefer the term


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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 09:42 AM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 03:53 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 04:59 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 05:46 PM       
K, R GHEYS LIEK ATRAKDET TO GOOD LOKS OR TO GURLS?
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 05:53 PM       
Give it up, Witty. You can't do purposely bad spelling.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 07:58 PM       
ThisIsWitty can hope to be nothing else than yet another recursive username-based meta-joke the likes of which the internet has seen many times.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 12:09 AM       
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what Secret? You have a whole infrastructure already set up by the gay community. friendship can come from anyone, so if it's love that your looking for, I personally think that the internet is a tacky way to "Come out" for any person. Wait until your mature enough to know who you want and not what you yearn.
Well, I guess its not a secret as much as letting people know who you are and what you stand for and what your beliefs are. For the most part, anyone is just assumed straight, or a faggot like biscuit or witty. If you met me, you prolly wouldn't think i was gay, I don't talk like a stereotypical gay, i play sports, hate shopping, pretty scraggly and unkempt, so why not let people know by saying who you are rather than them just assuming you are straight. Also, I didn't come out on the internet first, just an interesting tidbit about myself to let yall know. And internet dating is fucking useless.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 09:00 AM       
I think that is a pretty lame reason for "coming out" :/ "letting people know what I stand for". I can't "stand" having to have this new advertisement of gay, that never seems to end like rap music. It's not that special :/ "Hey everybody I'm a Dwarf" or "Hey everybody I'm a triple amputee" It won't happen not because there ashamed of it, it won't happen because there too busy living with it.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 10:10 AM       
Anyone can SEE if you're a fucking dwarf or an amputee. 'Coming out' means telling your family and friends something about yourself that might not be obviously apparent to people. Something that is different from the assumptions people are likely to make about you.

Your argument sounds like the 'Hey, I am white and hetero, where's MY parade??' type of guff that lots of people spout.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 10:16 AM       
I'm so SICK of people coming up to me in the street and telling me they're gay.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 01:48 PM       
You know I hear what you guy's are saying, but I just think there is an arguement for gay's to be responsible and not give possibly lonely or shy impressionable young people the gloss of gay being cool and hip alternative lifestyle that will except them. If every single person on this site said they where gay tomorrow would I still be accepted as a hetero? If there was only one gay person on this site would he be shunned? I just don't think it's that important to tell people unless you will have to see them on a day to day basis, like the opposite of what FS said. I wouldn't get sick of no one ever telling me that there gay...If I had a best friend that was gay and lived his life with out me knowing and then one day, said he was gay and we couldn't be friend's because he wouldn't feel comfortable, that would be silly, right?
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 02:22 PM       
Good idea. I think we should take this one step further and make the fags wear little dog collars that administer deadly shocks every time they think gay thoughts, too.
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