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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 12:58 AM        Unexpected appearance 2010
Hi.

Highlights since I've been gone:

Drank way too fucking much. Simultaneously lost weight due to replacing dinner with beer.

Got fired from my job playing the trombone on a cruise ship. Reason: illegal blowjob from a 23-year-old chick who said she was a Jehovah's Witness and a virgin.

Went back to work at summer camp and shamelessly supplied alcohol to minors.

Pawned my trombone. Learned to sing.

Lived in various basements for several months playing World of Warcraft and failing to matter to the rest of the world.

Successfully quit playing World of Warcraft, moved out of the basement, and found better things to do with my life.

How about you guys?
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 01:19 AM       
YOU GOT FIRED FOR GETTING A BLOWSIES? REPLACE TROMBONE WITH SAXOPHONE AND YOU ARE BILL CLINTON.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 05:19 AM       
'illegal' blowjob?
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 05:34 AM       
Maybe her dad walked in on them? Or maybe this was a "NO BJ's" cruise line.

In any case, Carnival does NOT have the fun.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 07:11 AM       
Illegal as in against the LAW (where you in international waters at the time?) or illegal as in against the law of the SHIP?

Also, hello Perndog.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 09:07 AM       
Sodomy hasn't been illegal in the US since 2003. Unless there's another reason why it is.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 10:00 AM       
Wow Perndog! Was that YOU I was blowng?? Sorry I got you fired.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 10:33 AM       
Yeah right Terra you're like 37
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 01:17 PM       
Yeah I want to know more about the illegality of said BJ.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 02:01 PM       
See loveline for more.

No link, find it yourself.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 02:14 PM       
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There is the link you lazy ass.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 02:17 PM       
You're the one who had to be told where to look.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 02:47 PM       
You always bring that up every time we fight. Cant we just get on with our lives and leave it in the past?
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 03:03 PM       
Short story for those who don't want to read the wall-o-text in Loveline:

I broke international law by bringing a passenger into crew quarters (for a blowjob) without permission from ship's command. Carnival was obliged to fire me.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 03:08 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 03:43 PM       
Much obliged, Tadao.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 04:02 PM       
I felt obligated.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 05:44 PM       
she felt obligated
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 06:27 PM       
So she obliged.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 09:03 PM       
I wish she was hand jobligated.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 09:28 PM       
Even if he didn't get any, he'd have been canned. Kudos to P-dog for at least getting his knob gobbled.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 10:07 PM       
Gob knobbled
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 10:08 PM       
damn perndog, i never knew you had it in ya.
i'm kind of proud of you.
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 10:23 PM       
What's with all these old users coming back anyways?
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all one of them?
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