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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 01:52 PM       
I was going to send some beer but I worried the border restrictions...nice job Spengler
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 03:53 PM       
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I got mine today I don't know who it is but they did a great job. I will work on mine this week
Yours is from me, Fartin. There was supposed to be a note with it BUT SOMEBODY WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS (NOTHING4BUDDHA) left it out when she sent it for me.

I'll scan it later hopefully.
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 04:12 PM       
my kids want to play with the stuff
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 05:23 PM       
thoroughly enjoying all the stories thus far, just waiting for the chance to throw my hat in the ring (spengler even got a nifty one to throw). 3 times in the past week, including today, i've come home to find a box at my door, but was always something someone else had ordered for christmas. my santa has forsaken me
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 06:38 PM       
Other than people who live way out of the country, pretty much everybody should have their Secret Santa gifts by now. :/
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 07:16 PM       
I have mine but I've been so fucking busy with finals week that I haven't gotten jack shit else done, let alone this ;(

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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 07:25 PM       
apparently while everyone else in my apartment complex has the office sign for shit, they refused to sign for mine, so I have to pick it up or something.
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 08:11 PM       
So who hasn't yet even received their packages (as in, they haven't even been delivered to your home and/or apartment offices yet)?
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 08:12 PM       
i've yet to get mine ;o
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 08:17 PM       
haven't gotten mine yet
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 08:26 PM       
The one I sent out should be getting there by tomorrow. Should.
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 08:33 PM       
nope, still haven't got mine either
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 08:53 PM       
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The one I sent out should be getting there by tomorrow. Should.
shame on you you lazy bastard. we bought our shit together the same day, with intentions to send out the next day. i sent mine whats your excuse? oh thats right, your lazy.

ps-call me... *wink wink*
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 09:05 PM       
Mine's landing on Thursday afternoon.
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 09:06 PM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 09:38 PM       
Wait, poppers is a Boogie Affiliate™?
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 09:42 PM       
Yes, Poppers is part of the I-Mockery L.A. Squad™. :o
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 10:11 PM       
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hurray for me! haha
seriously, i am gonna kick Dr. Boogies butt when i see him. i rushed around fucking Burbank on an insanely busy sunday afternoon so we would have our shit out on time. i guess i am too new. i thought the dec 4 due date to send meant that you really needed it in the mail by then.

and did Re do this? i wanna see her pics if she did.
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 10:11 PM       
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what does that mean?
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 12:09 AM       
idk how to make my story I got a dress, but a very dress ;o
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 01:15 AM       
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and did Re do this? i wanna see her pics if she did.
THIS IS ME I'M HERE I'M HERE

I did partcipate but the bitchface who is my secret santa was obviously LATE and I don't have my present yet.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 01:25 AM       
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I was going to send some beer but I worried the border restrictions...nice job Spengler
I think you can do that. The world may never know.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 01:26 AM       
I just got mine from the freakin awesome MarioRPG!

That's right buddy I solved your ninja star puzzle!

Photos are being taken now and I should hopefully have the story online later today.

woot woot!
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 01:37 AM       
As you can see, poppers is a good gal, in small doses.

Anyway, here's my story about the gift I got from Jixby:



I got a box from him the other day, and I opened it up to find...



Silly String! Fours cans worth, no less.



Ooh, but it's so hard to get into. Curse you, protective seal!



He even packed a suggestion! Hmm, a fight does sound like fun. On the other hand, the only thing better than a silly string fight is a silly string ambush. And I know the perfect patsy...



"Hey, don't take my picture while I'm watching 24," my brother groaned. Oh, you poor fool. You thought nothing of the fact that I had a camera in one hand and an open can of silly string in the other. I even told him that I was taking a "before" picture. "For what?" he asked.



"What is your problem," he asked. "Don't worry," I reassured him, "once it dries, you can just lift it right off." That's what it said on the can. Turns out it takes a little more effort, and a wash, to remove the stuff.



Wait, there's more? Alright then, I wonder what this could be about...



It had poison in it? Well thank god the poison isn't in it any more. Wait, an addendum...



Good news, I hope...



Huh, alright then. I'll tell my brother that the five-second rule doesn't apply to party favors.



The government, you say? Last, you say? I'm intrigued.





Therein was a lengthy letter to our friends at Homeland Security about how his saying that there was poison in the silly string was merely a gag, a ruse, a joke between friends. It also explains that a second letter written in red and replete with spelling errors is also a gag, a gag within a gag as it were. Oh, good times.

Oh, silly string. What fun you are. I wonder what I will hose down next? What a fun package.



My cat enjoyed the toilet paper it came packed in, too.
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