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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 04:16 PM       
DEAR WILLIE, WHEN WILL ZELDASBIGGESTFAN GET THE HINT AND FINALLY LEAVE?
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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 05:36 PM       
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Dear Willie, how do you tell your boyfriend he's useless and selfish and you want him to go away, without making him hate you for the rest of time because he's also really touchy?
well you could try making yourself less available to him! make excuses to not be around

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you should try moving to another country, preferably one with lots of fat cowboys in it :wink

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only when she starts having dreams about you so you need one of those dream manipulators i guess

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Dear Willie, what's the best way to pick up a girl after she's dumped her boyfriend?
invite her over to play with your wii lol
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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 05:37 PM       
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DEAR WILLIE, WHEN WILL ZELDASBIGGESTFAN GET THE HINT AND FINALLY LEAVE?
did he come back, i didnt notice
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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 05:45 PM       
He did come back and his new name is DevilWearsPardo and he is even worse then before.

ALSO HOW DO I GET A DREAM MANIPULATOR?
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Old Nov 10th, 2008, 04:55 AM       
i dont think thats really zbf though and idk about the dreammanipulator
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Old Nov 10th, 2008, 04:58 AM       
Willie I have a two part question,

Firstly is it true you live near Guitar Woman? Secondly will you go round to her house, break her computer and punch her in the dick?

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Old Nov 10th, 2008, 05:59 AM       
if by "near" you mean a two and a half hour drive, then yeah i guess

and for the second part, nahh the dick punching would probably have the opposite effect you'd expect
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Old Nov 10th, 2008, 11:42 AM       
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I really like Damon Albarn
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Now that you see the company you keep, will you still stand by Blur?
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Old Nov 10th, 2008, 08:13 PM       
i didnt say i was standing by them i was just saying they have a good song
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 04:19 AM       
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 04:38 AM       
this is a stick up, give me all your money
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 04:44 AM       
actually i think the answer's three they're just counting the letters in the word
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 06:36 AM       
i didnt evne google it HORRAY FOR BRAIN USING
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 08:21 AM       
Dear Willie,
My knee hurts.
Will you please chop off my leg so I can get a prosthetic with bitchin' graphics?
I may be able to arrange payment.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 07:15 PM       
only if it's a cybernetic leg with ten times the strength of a normal human leg
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 07:28 PM       
William,
What do you do to make a flu go away.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 08:13 PM       
i don't know i haven't gotten the flu in a long time, maybe beards provide immunity
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 11:58 PM       
nope. i gots one.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 03:00 PM       
Update!

Thanks Willie! It worked!
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 02:50 AM       
glad to hear it!
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 04:18 AM       
So, Sam finally hit the road, eh Shrub? :rimshot
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 04:19 AM       
Willie, what is the best cure for my insomnia?
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 05:10 AM       
1-2 mg of melatonin usually works ok for me but if you don't have access to that uhh maybe have some chamomile tea? and/or maybe a snack of some kind
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 11:41 PM       
Willie, my glasses are kind of bent awkwardly, what would be the best way to bend them back to where they aren't all imbalanced on my head? Or should I just move onto another pair, I've had these for about five years now...
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