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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 11:36 PM       
I just happened to be listening to the song "Ghosts 1" by Nine Inch Nails, and it synchs up perfectly with part one of this video. Happenstance? I dont think so!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 02:19 AM       
Am I the only one hallucinating on that red clown hopping around at the very end of the video?

I would also like to extend my deepest sympathies for the princess', as she probably has issues now because of this.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 04:19 AM       
My favorite tip was putting your full name and address on your bag.. because you know that creepy pedophile stalking your kids needs to know your son or daughters full name and where he/she live.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 04:57 AM       
Wow, that mom looks like an asshole.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 04:59 AM       
Originally Posted by Cruxader View Post
My initial thought on that "Witch Costume" was more like KKK...
Originally Posted by KrytenSyxx View Post
Interesting. The white witch gettup looks more like a Klan outfit.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 12:42 PM       
Is it me, or that woman playing as the little princess' mom looks a lot like Sarah Clarke?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 05:14 PM       
Is it me or was the KKK girls joke

"What do ghosts eat for breakfeast"
"Ghost testes" WTF!!

Great video. That reminds me I need to go buy some razor blades and candy bars for Halloween this year, need to teach those damns kids to stay off my lawn and stop ringing my doorbell!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 07:14 PM       
I can't even remember a year where I DIDN'T wear a black costume...
this year I'm being the BLU Sniper from TF2 for both a halloween party on campus and for Anime USA. I even got a bloody machete to frighten small children. =D
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Old Oct 4th, 2008, 03:06 AM       
Hahahahaha!!! Pause it a 1:00 in and see the look on raggity anns face as the football kid takes the last cookie. Priceless.
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Old Oct 4th, 2008, 12:10 PM       
"two distinguished gentlemen that scoff at the poor and will gladly introduce you to their wild fisticuffs should you insult their honor!"

Seriously, the second kid looks like John L. Sullivan and I fully expected him to say "I can whup any SOB in the house!"

Ah, remembering to saw off your broom handles and swords. Always a tip top Halloween safety reminder!
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Old Oct 4th, 2008, 12:55 PM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2008, 05:43 PM       
does that neighbourhood actually have any street lighting apart form that i tihnk iam gonig to grow myself some might fine set of whiskers
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Old Oct 4th, 2008, 07:35 PM       
The KKK took my baby away
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Old Oct 4th, 2008, 11:42 PM       
God, I remember being shown those things in second grade. I never wore plastic masks only because they were stifling (and there were lottsa possiblities with face paint). I recall one year I went out in a costume that was basically a black cat outfit. Oh dear! How did I ever survive?
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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 08:07 PM       
Parents checking the candy for harmful things is a total lie. It was a scam parents started to get their hands the the best stuff.

"Ahem, little billy, I must check your candy for dangerous stuff... hmm let's see. Ohh these skittles look like they maybe have been opened, could be dangerous. Opp, and here's a snickers bar that feels a bit heavier than normal, maybe has a razor in it. That leaves you with tootsie rolls, smarties, and dum dums"
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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 08:45 PM       
"Centron" did this? That reminds me of one thing:

Crow T. Robot: A Centron production! Though we got the idea from someone else...cause we're cheating!
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 06:11 PM       
Hey! Let's not forget about all the used syringes people put in the candies they dish out!! Y'know, because people wishing to give kids herpes without actually molesting them are extremely common!! ^_^
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 06:46 PM       
Oh come on who didn't steel their parents smokes and beer and hitch a ride to the 'rich' neighborhood to Trick or Treat? Who also hasn't peed themselves in terror after being invited into a house, just to be abducted by Satan worshipers for a few hours before finally escaping? What about vandalism? You know you deserve jail-time for all the crap you dished out to those wealthy snobs! Good times!
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 02:38 AM       
RoG is quite astute, really, in posting this video. It will reduce the casualties from Max playing "Child Bowling" with his Buick by at least 13%.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 01:27 PM       
"Don't stop in the middle of the street for any reason..."

Sorry, Angie, that you tripped on your too-long, pitch-black witch costume and fell in the middle of the street. The narrator said I can't stop for any reason so I guess you're gonna be roadkill.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 08:19 PM       
Man what the uber-polite narrator suggests for the witch drove me crazy.
"Let's make your black witch, white... annnnnnd put a giant reflective X on you... annnnnd replace your broom with a crappy cardboard one... annnnnnd get rid of your mask..... annnnd DONE. There. Now you're completely different from what you wanted to be for Halloween."

It's like the poor kid came out dressed like Darth Vader, and by the time they left the house they looked like Jar Jar Binks.

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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 12:49 AM       
Unfreakinbelievable.....we used to watch this movie on a filmstrip projector EVERY year in elementary school before Halloween. Priceless review of a national treasure, keep up the good work.
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Old Nov 6th, 2008, 01:44 AM       
For some reason, the part that always gets me is that the video waits until nearly eight minutes in to bother mentioning the best and most useful Halloween safety tip, to bring your damn parents. But first let's CHOP HALF YOUR SWORD OFF! You'll poke your eye out, kid!
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 06:50 PM       
that one smiling man looks like Ted Bundy
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