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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 02:35 AM       
No offense, but this birthday party is kinda lame. I'm gonna go.


K, bye.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 02:37 AM       
IT'S BECAUSE I SHOWED UP
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 03:11 AM       
HAPPY BDAY SAM, I HOPE YOU DONT GET KILLED TODAY (OR ANY OTHER DAY)
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 06:19 AM       
I went to some recruitment lecture thing today and got a free yo-yo.

Yo-yos are awesome.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 07:50 AM       
happy birthday sammy boy!
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 08:03 AM       
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That's sexual harassment. I hope you like JAIL.
She's temporarily working with a crew of ten men (mostly 22-25 years old) overnight in a grocery store.

And Christ, I'm the tamest one among them.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 08:04 AM       
Dear sam,

I wish you many happy returns and good luck in all of your future endeavours.

Best regards,

England
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 08:30 AM       
Happy birthday eyeroll
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 08:50 AM       
Happy Birthday Sam!!!!!

I'm drunk and somehow naked too.

Goddnight all.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 08:58 AM       
Also, I'm still drunk. Where is Pub Lover????
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 09:07 AM       
Pubbles dissappeared again, into the internet's deep abyss.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 09:10 AM       
Let's pretend he has exotic diseases.

I'm trying to decide whether it should be beriberi or guinea worm. Then again, he's in Australasia, so we could always go with kuru.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 09:16 AM       
What about all 3?
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 09:18 AM       
HE SHALL ARISE FROM THE DEEP AS A GREAT LEVIATHAN, DEVOURING ALL WHO ANNOY HIM!
HARK! AND BEWARE THE SILENCE!

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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 09:42 AM       
that's real conversation for your ass.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 10:05 AM       
Maybe he's secretly one of those people with crab hands.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 10:10 AM       
A crab people?
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 10:13 AM       
It's probably Kuru. Does anyone know how many people he's eaten?
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 10:18 AM       
Well, that's why I thought kuru would be most likely.

I'm fairly sure he has some sort of spongiform encephalopathy. I mean, look at him.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 10:46 AM       
Pictures or video? I think you would need video of him shaking before you could give anything more than an educated guess.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 10:51 AM       
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Maybe he's secretly one of those people with crab hands.


Pub Lover, Pub Lover,
Look like crab,
Talk like people.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 11:03 AM       
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Pictures or video? I think you would need video of him shaking before you could give anything more than an educated guess.

In honor of that comment, I'm going to take everything literally/seriously for the rest of the day.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 11:40 AM       
Kill a few hours with this. I know I will.

http://www.etchy.org/
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...I proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16; Austin 3:16 says, "I just whipped your ass!"
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 02:50 PM       
I just woke up at like 2:30 in the afternoon and remembered that I drank for 15 hours straight yesterday only with minor breaks for food intake. I don't plan on being able to function today but I am hungry.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 03:18 PM       
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This just in… A federal court in Argentina has decriminalized the personal consumption of drugs in that country. According to the court’s ruling, punishing drug users only “creates an avalanche of cases targeting consumers without climbing up in the ladder of [drug] trafficking.”
Last month at a UN meeting in Vienna, Argentina’s Minister of Justice, Aníbal Fernández, said that the policy of punishing drug consumers was a “total failure.”
OMG u guise we're a step closer to legalization of weed, i'm so0 excited
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