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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 03:36 AM        Halloween Safety: An Educational Film From 1977 By Centron
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 05:54 AM       
that was absolutely hillarious! 12 1/6 out of 5 poisoned halloween candies rog, where do you fid all these funny old saftey videos?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 07:18 AM       
Nice. I can almost imagine this one intentionally being a comedy sketch.

"Mommy, I want to be a witch!"

"Alright dear, but no broom, it's too long and pointy. And that costume is too dark, wear a white one instead. And that mask will have to go. And that hat is too pointy. and that dress is too long. And you'll need some reflective tape. And a helmet. And we'd better wrap you in bubble wrap so that you won't get hurt. And some of that makeup is bad for your skin. And you can't eat any candy, because it'll all be poisoned. and you can't actually go out because some of the neighbors might be child molesters. Isn't Halloween fun?"
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 07:39 AM       
Five shades of quality sir.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 09:43 AM       
When I think of 70s films, I think of either porn or horror. This is definitely not porn, so this must be the best potential 70s horror film ever. There are so many possibilities. Like when the girl is trying on the mask and the mother is looking at her, there should totally be a killer walking through the next room. Or when the door opens the costumed kids should attack and devour the surprised resident.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 10:51 AM       
My initial thought on that "Witch Costume" was more like KKK...
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 10:51 AM       
why is the black kid wanting to be white and the black girl painting herself to look like a hooker
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 11:38 AM       
Is it me, or when the witch takes a spill in the beginning does she have tons of prescription drugs fly out. I would probably have to be heavily medicated too if my mother tried to dress me up in a Klan outfit with reflective tape. Also, if I would have gotten fruit instead of candy on Halloween, there would be hell to pay.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 12:51 PM       
Holy crap there's a costume I hadn't thought of before...Burt Reynolds! I'm gonna be The Bandit this year when I give kids candy. I'm off to grow lots of chest hair!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 01:00 PM       
Interesting. The white witch gettup looks more like a Klan outfit.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 01:09 PM       
So the kid goes trick-or-treating on Halloween and fails. By the time the mom has whipped up a whole new costume, it's like November 14th. Thanks mom!

Plus, I like how the film's advisor is a cop in New Jersey, while the kid's bag clearly shows that she's in Ohio. Even other states know to stay away from Ohio on Halloween!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 01:30 PM       
Holy crap, I totally remember watching this in Elementary school around Halloween in the late 80s/early 90s. Which just goes to show you how rarely my school ever updated their educational films. Watching it brought back a lot of memories....like how that "don't wear a mask on halloween, paint your face" totally messed up my Cookie Monster costume the first year we were forced to watch it.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 01:40 PM       
The Kid at 5:06 (pt 2) is probably the scariest kid I've seen in a long time
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 03:21 PM       
I really like the idea of parents putting their address on your candy bag.... hey, if the kid dies at least somebody will return the bag, and Mom and Dad can gorge on candy in their grief.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 03:55 PM       
This was not the first time the white witch ran the streets...

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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:20 PM       
HALLOWEEN SAFETY TIP #666 Never, ever, EVER, wear a mask made by Silver Shamrock.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 05:23 PM       
RoG, you forgot to add that the girls mother was writing the address on the bag with her left hand. That's a true witch's mother if I ever saw one.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 05:27 PM       
What a bunch of fuckin Halloween Nazis
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 08:33 PM       

Now I know what to do on Halloween! Nothing!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 09:30 PM       
pretty good quality for a public service video surviving since the 70s. whats next, benny and the roids?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 10:27 PM       
...and what exactly is spilling all over the street after little unsafe witch girl in black ensemble gets hit by the car...or trips...or whatever it is she's doing?

It kinda sorta almost looks like crack
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 10:57 PM       
That cat getting in the middle is epic. As for the other cat... I'm not sure all those years of training, secluded in the basement, have helped me in achieving such a creepy status.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 11:32 PM       
the world is crazy, thats why its far better once youre older and can go somewhere like Monster Massive or have good enough friends to host a halloween party.
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