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Old Nov 28th, 2007, 02:29 AM        NEW SHORT: "A NATIVITY IN ONE ACT!"
The title says it all. Jeebus.


NEW SHORT: "A NATIVITY IN ONE ACT!" -by Max Burbank
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Old Nov 28th, 2007, 07:44 AM       
The first piece by Burbank that made me laugh so hard that it would have me spill my milk, if I didn´t actualy only consume milk mixed with Vodka and Kahlua and it is not yet time for cocktails.
So I spilled my beer laughing!
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Old Nov 28th, 2007, 12:42 PM       
very funny =]
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Old Nov 28th, 2007, 04:47 PM       
BURNING DIRECTLY OVER THIS BARN!

That article was priceless.
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Old Nov 28th, 2007, 04:53 PM       
Thanks, folks. That piece was actually performed many, many times in the 90's by my old sketch comedy troupe "The Other White Meat". Scott Stiffler played Joseph, and Mary was played at different times by both Betsy Salkind and Alicia Aguilera.

It was part of a full length show called "The Other White Christmas", which wove together scenes from the Nativity and our version of "A Christmas Carol"

It got us our one and only television review in Boston. Local arts Critic Joyce Killhaywick said "It would have been offensive if it weren't so downright stupid."

That is still my all time favorite review.
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Old Nov 28th, 2007, 04:57 PM       
I would have really, really liked to see that whole thing played out by playmobil or legos.
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Old Nov 28th, 2007, 04:58 PM       
Haha, yeah, I noticed that you seem to have removed the line of Mary telling Joseph to "stop being such a Jew" or something like that.
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Old Nov 29th, 2007, 12:29 AM       
"I don't know. When I came back, he was gone. I left him right there in the manger. I think maybe one of the animals... ate him or something."
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Old Nov 29th, 2007, 11:12 PM       
Max, this was awesome, I would've annoyed the computer lab if I didn't control myself.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2007, 11:52 AM       
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All right, but the Romans usually give me a sheckle for this.


I love it!
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