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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 06:49 PM       
Dating advice from Texas Tech's Mike Leach, the same guy who wore an under armour shirt with a sport coat:

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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 12:18 AM       
There'll be a new #1 next time you post the AP poll, WhiteRat.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 12:18 AM       
God damn did USC will shit this one up tonight. Down 28-14 with the game all but over to the Oregon State Beavers. WTF.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 12:21 AM       
Have you been watching? The Trojans didn't arrive in Corvallis until the 3rd quarter. And their defense should hang their heads; they made a true-freshman RB look like god damn Barry Sanders.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 12:26 AM       
I caught the last half of the 4th but from what i've seen they deserved to get their asses handed to them by a 5'6" freshman RB.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 08:01 AM       
OK, OK, all you Nit fans - now I know why State is ranked so highly:

Week 2 - PSU 45; Oregon State 14
Week 4 - Oregon State 27; USC 21

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 08:33 AM       
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OK, OK, all you Nit fans - now I know why State is ranked so highly:

Week 2 - PSU 45; Oregon State 14
Week 4 - Oregon State 27; USC 21

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
I had an odd feeling USC would lose at least one Pac 10 game
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 04:45 PM       
Ohio State injected mass quantities of steroids and beat Minnesota 34-21. Hell, even Tressel was taking part in the roid festival. Did you see his sweater vest bursting apart?
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 04:46 PM       
Ole Miss came into the Swamp and knocked off 4th ranked Florida 31-30. Tebow was said to be switching his shampoo from Pert Plus to Johnson & Johnson No Tears Shampoo.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:54 PM       
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Ohio State injected mass quantities of steroids and beat Minnesota 34-21. Hell, even Tressel was taking part in the roid festival. Did you see his sweater vest bursting apart?
And yet, the woefully underpreforming Buckeyes still only won by 13. How the mighty have fallen... hard
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 12:44 AM       
I also loved when Pryor did a "Last Boy Scout" move and pulled out a gun and shot all of the defenders on the way to the end zone.

That boy is a freak!
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 02:36 PM       
Was there a full moon yesterday or what? Upset Saturday indeed.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 06:44 PM       
Latest AP Poll:

1 Oklahoma (43) 4-0 1,599 2
2 Alabama (21) 5-0 1,565 8
3 LSU 4-0 1,466 5
4 Missouri (1) 4-0 1,453 6
5 Texas 4-0 1,362 7
6 Penn State 5-0 1,252 12
7 Texas Tech 4-0 1,105 10
8 Brigham Young 4-0 1,098 11
9 USC 2-1 1,087 1
10 South Florida 5-0 1,035 13
11 Georgia 4-1 1,018 3
12 Florida 3-1 914 4
13 Auburn 4-1 860 15
14 Ohio State 4-1 829 14
15 Utah 5-0 713 17
16 Kansas 3-1 650 18
17 Boise State 3-0 549 19
18 Wisconsin 3-1 520 9
19 Vanderbilt 4-0 459 21
20 Virginia Tech 4-1 290 NR
21 Oklahoma State 4-0 277 NR
22 Fresno State 3-1 232 25
23 Oregon 4-1 199 NR
24 Connecticut 5-0 126 NR
25 Wake Forest 3-1 107 16

On the cusp...
Maryland 46, Michigan State 42, Kentucky 40, Ball State 38...

After last night's game against Georgia I think we all realized that Bama is for real. Personally I thought they were a year or so away from competing for a national title but Saban has his boys ready to play at a very high level. BYU popped into the Top 10 and the way Utah is going, those two should make for a great game when they meet up later this season.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 10:17 PM       
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On the cusp...
Maryland 46, Michigan State 42, Kentucky 40, Ball State 38...

After last night's game against Georgia I think we all realized that Bama is for real. Personally I thought they were a year or so away from competing for a national title but Saban has his boys ready to play at a very high level. BYU popped into the Top 10 and the way Utah is going, those two should make for a great game when they meet up later this season.
I still don't know how the hell Maryland lost to Middle Tennessee. Bama is for real, but the SEC is so rugged and talented across the board that they may beat each other out of national title contention this year.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 10:51 PM       
OK, total truth - who here thought Penn State would be the top-ranked team in the Big Ten by the end of September?

Not me.
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OK, total truth - who here thought Penn State would be the top-ranked team in the Big Ten by the end of September?

Not me.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 11:41 AM       
Speaking of Joe "Poopy Pants" Paterno:

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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:10 PM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:28 PM       
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Speaking of Joe "Poopy Pants" Paterno:

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This was no doubt filmed before Joe had drank his Metamucil. Did anyone else have to listen to him say "Linebacker U" twice? Old codger.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:51 PM       
I've seen the commercial a half dozen times before and it wasn't until I posted it here did I actually understand that he was saying linebacker U.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 09:24 PM       
Looks like he was constipated in that last sound bite.

BTW, CF ≠ WR
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OK, total truth - who here thought Penn State would be the top-ranked team in the Big Ten by the end of September?

Not me.
Do you have beef with Penn State or something?
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Old Sep 30th, 2008, 02:03 AM       
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