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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 11:22 AM        KUTIEKITTY SAYS:
"I noticed tody that woman have the distinct skill of being able to single-handedly dominate a conversation and get away with it, but I am not that mad; how can you mess with that kind of skill? It is pretty cool that they are able to do as much. I m envious of their skills."

I noticed today that KlammyKant has the distinct skill of being able to single-handedly drive a lawn mower over the English Language in a post of his delightful Blog, but I am not that mad; It is pretty cool he is able to do as much and use phrases like 'do as much'. I m envious of his skills!
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 11:51 AM       
I take it that KKK doesn't really have much luck with the ladies.
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 12:00 PM       
well, the swastica tattoos tend to be a bit of a turn off to most right thinking females....
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 02:31 PM       
I thought he said he had a girlfriend who shared his beliefs? I wonder what she'd think of his cock after she read this forum with us destroying his carefully built beliefs.
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 02:32 PM       
I want her to come argue, too. Kulturkampf needs backup. Sexy backup.
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 02:40 PM       
YES! I say "YES" to bringing imaginary girlfriend to I-mockery! Mine is always here, but she is mute and cannot type. We communicate strictly through empathy.

Please don't tell me wife about my imaginary crippled girlfriend!
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Old Jan 28th, 2006, 12:20 PM       
I do have a girlfriend.

Luck with ladys?

I do not need luck.

I use my pink flamingo skills.
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Old Jan 28th, 2006, 12:49 PM       
Pink flamingos? Like the gay flamingos? So your girlfirend is actually a transsexual prostitute called Randy?

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Old Jan 28th, 2006, 12:57 PM       
Seriously, I want her to come argue, too. It would help even out the boards a little. By which I mean the male-to-female ratio, not the liberal-to-conservative ratio.
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Old Jan 28th, 2006, 12:58 PM       
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Pink flamingos? Like the gay flamingos? So your girlfirend is actually a transsexual prostitute called Randy?

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I am also a member of the KKK.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 09:44 AM       
Oh Christ. Fine, KalamityJane, what do you mean when youy say you are a pink flamingo?
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:59 PM       
He means that he's pink, just like all the other flamingos, and the black flamingos should stand in their own pools.
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