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Geggy · #1

i was feeling it for her but wasn't sure if she was feeling it for me, but then when i saw her eyes dilated, i knew right away.

i'm in love.

so how was your valentine's day?

PonchtheJedi · #2

I'm going for a record. This year marks my 22nd V-day with no woman.

MEATMAN · #3

This is my 17th.

Snatchtastic · #4

I spent all afternoon watching six hours of Family Guy and drinking BEER

Then I got some Yack in the Box and watched THE ROCK

Then I passed out on the couch because I was sleepy

I didn't jack off

Comrade Rocket · #5

I got my first valentine in 18 years. But it was a last minute sorta thing.

I didnt get any.

I jacked off

Rongi · #6

I did stage work at a theater, watched TCM2 and 3, graded some papers, and masturbated.

Then again, that's what I do everyday

And I didn't get payed, fuck the theater and fuck you.

Terra · #7

I had to work that day. Then I had to work yesterday. I'm going on a 10 day in a row (so far) work streak. And as I suspected, Valentine's Day went by without me noticing it. My pay check will more than make up for the lack.

That's just fine by me. :/

Pee Wee Herman · #8

Try not to get a papercut when you fuck yourself with your paycheque.

Big McLargehuge · #9

cheque? Whatever fag.

Big Papa Goat · #10

Carhold

Pee Wee Herman · #11

That's how we spell it in Canada, Yankee shit lick.

Terra · #12

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Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman

Try not to get a papercut when you fuck yourself with your paycheque.

Copy that.

It's a direct deposit. The only fucking is in my head.

Hey, thanks for the terms of endearment though.

Really.

Perndog · #13

Valentine's Day secks for the second year in a row...college is fun.

agroskaterik · #14

i took a long nap on my basement floor

HickMan · #15

I couldn't do anything with my lady on v-day, so I asked her to go to the mall with me today. She didn't come and now I feel like shit.

Worst weekend of my life.

thebiggameover · #16

this was my first v day in 6 years without a woman around. i worked , got drunk, and passed out...

:/

Schimid · #17

It started out bad.

Ended good.

We made out behind the counter.

Esuohlim · #18

Since I'm apparantly not allowed to have a relationship/girlfriend/social life whatsoever in this world, I spent Valentine's Day on the Internet.

Actually, I did go see 50 First Dates. The highlight of the movie was when I ran out of popcorn and waited for 20 minutes to get some more.

I was with a girl, but she doesn't count.

Ghost of Fraiser · #19

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Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman

That's how we spell it in Canada, Yankee shit lick.

PeeWee's playhouse isn't in Canada, doofus.

I had to work till like 8, then I went to this small bar downtown, i talked to a couple other loners including this on really cool gal, didnt get her number though (got it yesterday though when i went back

)

i havent seen Professor Cool or his girlfriend come out of their apartment, they are either having some kind of sexfest or one of tem killed the other and dissolving the body parts in acid in the bathtub.

Jixby Phillips · #20

So you just like, sit outside of their apartment and wait for one of them to come out?

On valentines day I bought a DVD player, bought myself lunch (and I forgot it was valentines day so it was fucking crowded as fuck like wtf "duuuh we just no discovered resturants because its valentines day" fucking dirtbags), and worked 6-close at the theater, I took a friend's shift so she could be with her boyfriend. I'm wonderful.