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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:19 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:19 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:19 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:20 PM       
Oh hai again Chris, how ya been dood?

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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:20 PM       
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I saw this today and all I could think about was what he would feel upon seeing it;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pict....html?image=15
He is a hot little 12 year old girl though.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:22 PM       
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The Relationships of I-Mockery, Part One

"DATING HALP"
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If you ever read the birthdays, I just turned 17. She's 16. She's also a good six inches taller than me, WAY stronger without being muscular, and dominates most every girls' sport in the school. Yet, she's still somehow frickin' adorable and girly.
Also, Tadao, thank you for making me choke on my Rice Krispie with your boner hug comment.

This should be on this page too.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:23 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:23 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:24 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:25 PM       
I hid it behind that link to preserve everyone sanity Mr. Lover.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:30 PM       
That was how LegoLars used to look.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:31 PM       
"A Marine sergeant singled out by President Bush for throwing his body on a grenade to save his comrades in Iraq will receive the prestigious Navy Cross rather than the nation's highest military award, military officials said."


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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:33 PM       
I just saw a porno clip with a guy that looked like Richard Belzer.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:33 PM       
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"I may have betrayed you guys too (said Train Man to his 2Channel)"

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There was this girl who wouldn't respond to my MSN messages, that I knew from years ago. I had the biggest crush on her. Now she's just responded and we're trying to organise a meet-up. That and she once promised to marry me if I got a basketball in a hoop three times, which I delivered.

Could this be the end of my single life?
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:33 PM       
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That was how LegoLars used to look.
He now looks like a burly, bearded viking. Which is sexy in a completely different way.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:44 PM       
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"This ugly fat girl really likes me"

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She always treats me nice. Like she's the nicest person to me (probably because she has a self esteem problem), and she's kind clingy. Anyway I have had GF's that were of the attractive sort, and they don't treat me as good.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:57 PM       
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"What's the best thing to say to a girl who THINKS she is fat?"

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My girlfriend imagines that she is overweight, and that I find her unnatractive.

She's gorgeous, and not large at all. She's not just fishing for compliments, either, she actually thinks she's fat. I spend all the time I possibly can telling her how beautiful she is, and touching her, I definitely AM attracted to her.

I'm wondering what other people would say. I reinforce how desirable I find her, and usually wind up using reason and logic. Doesn't really work.

Damn fashion industry.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:58 PM       
Didn't Suzanne Somers just call her husband a pedophile?
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 05:18 PM       
I thought there'd be more than that, shit. Can't do the old stuff.

How fucking old is Suzanne Somers, anyway?
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 05:20 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 05:25 PM       
Should've been reduced to a burlap sack by now, plastic surgeons are doing the devil's work
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 05:29 PM       
I wonder why guys don't do it too. It's weird seeing people like the McCains together. You would think that a woman so obsessed with her youth would want her man too look young too.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 05:31 PM       
I've seen that one dude from KISS, I don't think any self respecting man wants a chin like a Ken doll
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 05:41 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 05:47 PM       
If only it were so...
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