The Story of Sam

[Wiffles]

A long time ago, masked by the swirls of time. Sam offended the God's of CHAOS for certain questionable things he did.

The gods punished him, and made him immortal, and split his soul into 3 parts. For eons he has been wandering the earth, never ageing, never dieing. He has to suffer the misery of seeing loved ones come and go.

The Triumvariate of his soul that was dispersed across the earth were:

Wiffles: Imbued with light and kindness (thats me ^.^)



Miffles: Imbued with darkness (sam's evil side)



Eiffles: Imbued with Neutral French energy (the neutral one)




Only now has the three stumbled upon each other. Their main goal: To merge with their master, Sam. When the three are merged with the Master. It will trigger about the dawn of the APOCALYPSE! Sam will be freed from his curse and humanity will face un-ending DOOM o.o

As a responsible citizen, it is your duty to keep Sam away from his Souls, so we can all prevent DOOMSDAY o.o, and continue humanity's unbridled rise to greatness ^.^

[Misdemonar]

THIS IS SHIT

[Misdemonar]

I JUST SAW THAT YOU WERE A GIRL BABY LETS GET TOGETHER ALRIGHT

[Wiffles]

come up and see me sometime

[elx]

what does wiffles have in its mouth?

i had a hamster once that put its dead baby in its cheek and kept it there for over a week.
it looked just like that!

[Wiffles]

Ewww, your hamster did that? o.o

Actually wiffles was a hamster I owned when I was 11, and I made up all sorts of stories about it, thats how I got my SN.. its dead now ;__;

I think it stuffed its face with a cheeseball on that pic ( '_')b

[executioneer]

did you forget the part where the stork drops his burrito in the volcano or did i just miss it

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

my hamster Ponce De Leon had my ex's girlfriends hamster Magellan's head in its cheek for a few hours

[MajorScales]

[Wiffles]

Originally Posted by executioneer

did you forget the part where the stork drops his burrito in the volcano or did i just miss it

I think that part must have been lost to translation from the remaining ancient scriptures ^.^;;

Originally Posted by MajorScales

I know you want to make a youtube bass video to rival H.J Freaks =)

[MajorScales]

I could never shave my legs

[Wiffles]

one word: wax ^.^

[MattJack]

[kahljorn]

As a responsible citizen, it is your duty to keep Sam away from his Souls, so we can all prevent DOOMSDAY o.o

Ban wiffles and eiffles and niffles immediately guys before something bad happens

[Babs]

Your avatar and Richard Gere's asshole have more in common than you and Sam.

A/S/L