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Old Jan 23rd, 2006, 03:58 PM        Upcoming News item Pool
How long until the following stories:

1.) NSA spied on all sorts of pople who never got calls from Al Quaeda.

2.) NSA spied on Bush enemies, ala Nixon.

3.) W. met with Abramoff on several occasions (1 meeting with Abramoff, W. and some tribal leaders is already close to being established.)

ou can also suggest your own upcoming stories. Just think of headlines that would make you say "Oh, that's a huge shock."
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Old Jan 23rd, 2006, 04:09 PM       
NOW we're talkin!

Kennedy paternity suit anyone?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2006, 04:20 PM       
1. that meeting you reffered to cost 9,000,000 max. it is going to get real ugly for GW.

2. as soon as we are through the elections this year we will invade Syria. (got that from a spook friend of mine.)

3. bird flu can travel between people, they found a few isolated cases in india, then shut it up. but i love disease stories.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2006, 05:26 PM       
1) Aids c-created by renegade republican scientists

2) New Study finds God hates everybody but christians

3) We're angry about everything
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Old Jan 24th, 2006, 10:52 AM       
1. New Orleans' crime rate at all-time low.

2. New Orleans' reconstruction completed, city's black poor return.

3. New Orleans' crime rate at all-time high.
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Old Jan 24th, 2006, 11:07 AM       
oh, you cad.
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Old Jan 24th, 2006, 11:43 AM       
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Lol. Even though I haven't said a single thing about race yet, you can't wait to call me a racist.
Can we call you a racist yet?
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Old Jan 24th, 2006, 12:00 PM       
Please yourself. Do you think I care?
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Old Jan 24th, 2006, 12:04 PM       
SHUT UP RACIST!!
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Old Jan 24th, 2006, 12:42 PM       
Bush gets impeached!

Iran start selling oil in euros. Neocons declares war on Iran because they have WMDs. "fool me once shame on you, fool on me twice shame on me."

Bush declares war on pro-choice (or anti-abortion as he likes to call them) activists
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