I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Otto]

Here are those dried apple heads I talked about. I need to find some fabric so I can make some bodies for them.

[Tadao]

Those look cool, how long till they go rotten and atract flies? Or is something done in the process that preserves them?

[Otto]

I shellac them to prevent rotting and they're bathed in salt water and hung over a hot lamp for a week to draw out any moisture, but from what I've seen in antique ones they eventually turn black.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by elx

that kind of picture?

That's the best thing ever.

[Esuohlim]

ELX MAKE ME A PICTURE TOO

And keep in mind that Grislygus made me one a few years back that was great, so this better be too.

Also keep in mind that if you were a few years older or I was a few years younger and if you dug guys with noodle arms we totally could hook up internet-style :eyebrows

BUT CONSIDERING THAT'S NOT THE CASE I'LL HAVE TO ENDLESSLY QUEST FOR SHRUBFEST'S LOVE

WHERE'S MY PICTURE

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

And keep in mind that Grislygus made me one a few years back that was great, so this better be too.

I miss Grislygus

[DevilWearsPrada]

Originally Posted by elx

i-mockery has a genius highschool boy?

Nice to meet you, too. :smugdog:

[Esuohlim]

I-Mockery also has a transsexual, a lazy-eyed negro, and a Kiwi with extremely low self-esteem

[DevilWearsPrada]

the kiwi with a low self-esteem may also be a tranny

[Esuohlim]

The lazy-eyed negro could also have low self-esteem

[DevilWearsPrada]

my god

[Esuohlim]

[DevilWearsPrada]

I-mockery is the saddest board

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I-mockery is missing something though.

One Pub Lover.

Reward: ???

[Aaarg]

I have sore thumbs because yesterday I beat Blaster Master.

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I-mockery is missing something though.

One Pub Lover.

Reward: ???

We're missing a lot more than that, 10K.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Missing: one Pac-Man

Reward:

[Tadao]

[MarioRPG]

Originally Posted by Aaarg

I have sore thumbs because yesterday I beat Blaster Master.

Awesome! I always end up bored after the second or third boss.

[Tadao]

I am obtaining this today.

www.outfoxed.org

[Aaarg]

Growing up I always fucked up at the third boss (the VARIOUS BOXES FUUUUUCK), and then when I got big into the NES as a senior in high school I'd mess up at the fourth level boss (I think I got to area five once or twice back then but the game's difficulty gets pretty rough). I'm really bad at bosses.

Yesterday, with the help of using save states before the bosses, I beat the game.

[executioneer]

did you know if you hit pause just as a grenade's going off and damaging certain bosses it will continue to damage it until you take pause off

it can really help!

[Aaarg]

Actually yes I knew that. Makes the second boss and both incarnations of Fred easy-peasy!

I don't know that I've ever attempted to fight Fred. Whoops.

It's better off fighting them all, though, since the ones you can't cheat with end up throwing you off guard.

It's pretty hard to hit a tiny weak spot on an enemy when there are four bubbles bouncing in all different directions, especially when the hit detection on the grenades suck.

What a great game.

EDIT: also at one boss I paused it when I'd hit him, but he had also hit me. That trick works both ways, as I watched my health slowly deplete!

[Aaarg]

Well, looks like the rest of my night will be spent playing Megaman 9 and not getting high later on.

HOW DO YU`ALL LIKES MY NEW AVATAR

[The Leader]

It makes me feel special.