I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

So, yesterday during page 1316 I kept opening this thread, reading the new posts and thinking "Shit, I better not post as those guys look like they're having a real conversation and I'd totally ruin it. Dude, stop thinking 'totally' so much. Also, frowns at 'dude'. I hate myself."

Today I'm having the same thoughts everytime I look at my Buddy List.

[liquidstatik]

YEAH RITE

[Pub Lover]

What is this odd warm feeling I get everytime I look at our avatars? It is not in my loins, but in my heart.

I have no understanding of this emotion and it confuses me greatly.

[Guitar Woman]

This is the cutest the forum's ever been :<

[Pub Lover]

I CAN'T FIND THE DAMN SHOTGUN! WHERE THE HELL IS IT? I HAVE A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS BUT NOT A DAMN WAY TO FIRE THEM! THE PISTOL DOESN'T WORK FOR THIS MONSTER AND I NEED THE SHOTGUN! I NEED IT! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTGUUUUUUUUUUUN!?

[liquidstatik]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

What is this odd warm feeling I get everytime I look at our avatars? It is not in my loins, but in my heart.

I have no understanding of this emotion and it confuses me greatly.

AWE, STICK WITH THAT FEELING PUB. you might not have to kill yourself ;O!

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

This is the cutest the forum's ever been :<

i like it

[Pub Lover]

AWE? I AM SO FULL OF AWE FOR OUR AVATARS! THEY ARE GREAT!

I AM AWE FULL!

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

WHOOPS, MISSED IT.

NOT ON MY COMPUTER

F y'all

[Esuohlim]

liquid isn't your avatar that 11-year-old that Seven Force likes

[ElPila666]

I joined to the choujin's avatars club too pubs just for u my love

[Pub Lover]

NO WAY, YOU'RE CRAZY, ESUOHLIM!

Also, your avatar isn't cute enough. It is some cute but not full cute.

[Guitar Woman]

I just realized that the taste of pepermint tea recalls heartbreaking memories of my life

Damn it :<

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

liquid isn't your avatar that 11-year-old that Seven Force likes

SHE ISN'T ASIAN, SO IDK.

ALSO, IF SHE IS THEN HE ONLY LIKES HER FEET.

[Guitar Woman]

At least my avatar's always there for me.

Every time I post.

I should post as much as possible so I get to see her more often!

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by ElPila666

I joined to the choujin?s avatars too pubs just for u my love

Your avatar is heartstealing.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

At least my avatar's always there for me.

Every time I post.

I should post as much as possible so I get to see her more often!

OR DO MY VIDEO RANT IDEA.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I just realized that the taste of pepermint tea recalls heartbreaking memories of my life

Damn it :<

;_; Being a teenager is hard ;_;

[Guitar Woman]

considering how I couldn't even be bothered to make updates for a normal blog when I had one I don't think I could handle a video blog either ;(

[Guitar Woman]

You're almost invariably male, caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.
You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.
It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.
You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening faggot. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy fucking around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the furfag, the gaiafag, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.

The internet knows me too well ;(

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

;_; Being a teenager is hard ;_;

I haven't been a teenager for over half a decade.

I wanna return this angst, but I'm worried about the late fees.

[Pub Lover]

[Pub Lover]

PERFECT!

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

considering how I couldn't even be bothered to make updates for a normal blog when I had one I don't think I could handle a video blog either ;(

DID I ASK FOR REGULAR UPDATES? SPORADIC IS PERFECTLY FINE FOR YOUR CHARACTER

[Guitar Woman]

careful, this is bordering on sevenforce territory