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Old Nov 3rd, 2006, 11:23 PM       
I mean, goddamn
Shakespeare didn't start out trying to direct retards
The principal was all like : "Direct a play for these Sp.Ed kids"
And I was like: "Okay"
But you little bastards can't memorize your lines
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Old Nov 3rd, 2006, 11:24 PM       
Man, you're even derailing your own threads now.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2006, 11:25 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2006, 11:29 PM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 12:02 AM       
I really feel sorry for your legal guardians.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 12:56 AM       
For serious, relationships never really work out in high school like you want them to. I had to write an essay for an english exam two weeks ago about true love and romantic love in relation to the characters in A Midsummer Night's Dream and The Taming of the Shrew. True love is about wanting the other person's good, whilst romantic love is about wanting the other person. Petruchio and Kate are the best example of true love and Lysander and Hermia are the best example of romantic love. All high school relationships consist of is going to dances, sneaking out after your parents are asleep to go to a party, and making out for hours. I laugh at the many I see saying that one day they'll get married. It's really hard when you see a relationship that won't last at all, especially if it happens to be your best friend or someone close to you.

The whole point of this is that, at your age, relationships are inherantly hollow and doomed to fail from the beginning, though it does help if both of you are on the same intellectual level, like I and my girlfriend, whom still lives in Virginia. I call her about every month, but it really isn't that serious. She's just one of my friends I really like to keep in contact with since I've moved.

Just be friends, really. If you can be friends with someone without having to date them, that's a really good sign.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 10:31 AM       
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but you went and assumed I'm eating junk food right now.
I assume that cause you are fat. And that the average american eats tons of junk food.

the only food I consider none junk food is Organic foods. Everything else has crap in it. That doesn't stop me from eating it though, but I go running, biking, hiking alot and keep my hour glass figure.

And weight lifting does NOT BURN FAT, fucking health idiot.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 10:35 AM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 10:54 AM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 01:23 PM       
When I was 16, I was in a steady, loving relationship.

What I'm trying so say is, you're going to die cold and alone! Sorry!
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 02:59 PM       
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I thought they were.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 05:26 PM       
They're the best example of the medieval ideal of love. That's kind of close.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 05:50 PM       
he married her for money and wouldn't give her any food until she agreed to behave the way he wanted. how chivalrous.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 05:54 PM       
You're forgetting that chivalry only applied to certain select individuals.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 06:03 PM       
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Also, almost all high school relationships are completely meaningless. Dur.
EXCEPT SHIFYS!!

AM I RIGHT GUYS!?
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 07:43 PM       
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he married her for money and wouldn't give her any food until she agreed to behave the way he wanted. how chivalrous.
Kate didn't behave the way anybody wanted, hence the "Shrew" part in "The Taming of the Shrew". After they were married, Petruchio showed her the way she seemes to other people by acting exactly like she does and throws a fit before the bet.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 07:45 PM       
She's a teacher, I think she knows what she's talking about, kid.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 07:47 PM       
Yeah, well my A.P. English 2 teacher is a doctor.


Why do I even care? I got a B on the bloody exam and I hate Shakespeare.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 07:52 PM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 07:58 PM       
I meant, "why do I care about whether or not Petruchio and Kate are the best example of romantic love", not the fact that Sadie is a teacher. I hold teachers in a high regard, except for those mean ones, like my Geometry teacher. She stole what little Halloween candy I had this year.
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 09:08 PM       
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