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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 11:16 AM       
I have diabeetus, what's your excuse?
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 02:46 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:03 PM       
I think the next time 'Willie' looks at his Q&A thread he will quit the internet forever.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:50 PM       
More viking questions!
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:51 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 05:19 PM       
I got called a stupid cunt today, for no apparent reason.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 05:26 PM       
That happened to me, so I beat the living shit out of the kid. His mom kept screaming "No no! He has turrets!" I went home and googled it later and found out about this awesome disease.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 05:32 PM       
Super story, Tadao!

I think this was just some random prick whose balls are bigger online.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 06:10 PM       
Just now on the way home some kid on the train bumped into me and I told him the only reason I use the train to get around is because they are keeping an eye out for people like me on the Greyhound bus'.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 06:10 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 06:31 PM       
Way to post at the same time as me, Wobby.
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Way to be off topic, New Guy.

And yes. I think she is great. I also do think teaching creationism in American science classes is good.

It should be noted that I am a communist in the employ of China.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 06:41 PM       
No, it wasn't you. When you call me a cunt it's just sillygoodtimefun.

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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 08:51 PM       
Gunshots were fired at my apt complex today. My room mate said he heard two shots and then heard a man hootin' and hollerin'. He looked out the window and saw that the man had 2 of his car windows shot out. 6 squad cars came, stood around for a while and then left. God bless this mess.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 09:48 PM       
I was told my on-post libary priviledges were taken away today.

My dad fucking sucks.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 09:50 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 09:59 PM       
Kid can't check out books at the base library.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:00 PM       
And I wanted to learn Esperanto, too.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:03 PM       
Were you looking at sex books?
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:05 PM       
He was doing inappropriate things to himself why ogling an issue of Ranger Rick.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
I'm sure if it had been an issue of Highlights For Kids no one would have paid it any mind.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
Oh man, goofus and gallant get me wet.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:20 PM       
What base are you at again?
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:28 PM       
Ft. Sill, Home of the Field Artillery, King of Battle.

Or so I am told by the private security contractor the government has hired to check IDs at the gate.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:40 PM       
Ha, we have those same contractors that wear AF abu's that are worn improperly and look like shit.

Do you have a lot of asian women that work on base, mainly the PX?
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 10:50 PM       
Fuck yeah, tons of Japanee and Korean ladies hobbling around, mainly as baggers at the commissary. Some of them were nice, but a lot of them didn't like me, like when I tried to help other baggers struggling with an assload of groceries at a closing register, they'd accuse me of cutting in line. Just one of the reasons why I left and didn't come back, that and the Quasimodo-esque Korean lady that chewed on oats right behind me, but yeah.

They're all married to soldiers so they can get visas.
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