Quotes you want to hear in an action movie

[Seven Force]

i think ill "pass" on that offer

[Fat Ugly Drunk]

"You're gay and shit at tennis."

"I raped your father."

"Orbulus, look, it's Unicron!"

"Cuntwizard."

[Fat_Hippo]

Originally Posted by Fat Ugly Drunk

"I raped your father."

Make Arnold Schwarzenegger say that and it's pure gold: "Ah raped yoah fadah!"

Of course, Arnold could make anything funny. It's a gift.

[T-Rex]

"T-Rex, I'm ahfraid you have testiculah cancah."

LOL! Oh Arnold, you have such a silly voice!

[Esuohlim]

How about if dogs are involved and someone says "looks like you're having a ruff day"

or something idk

[Fat_Hippo]

The hero has dressed up as a waiter and is waiting on the bad guy, but then pulls a gun off of the tray, points it at the villain and says: "You got served!"

That would be so awesome.

In a shitty kind of way.