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Old Jun 25th, 2003, 11:24 AM        Smoking
I never understood the point of smoking cigerettes. For those who do smoke, please do enlighten me on why you smoke cigerettes.

IMO, smoking is for the nervous wrecks.
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Old Jun 25th, 2003, 11:49 AM       
I've never understood crackheads. Some of them actually SUCK DICK for the stuff. I mean... why don't they just quit?
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Old Jun 25th, 2003, 11:57 AM       
I smoke a pipe and a hookah. It gets me sex.
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Old Jun 25th, 2003, 12:12 PM       
I DARE to stay off of drugs! :thumbsup
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Old Jun 25th, 2003, 02:33 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2003, 02:36 PM       
I've never smoked. I never plan on doing so, either. I heard it does give you the secks, though.
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Old Jun 25th, 2003, 02:57 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2003, 04:15 PM       
It's addictive....some people drink coke or coffee or eat chocolate or chew gum or bite there nails or many things that keeps there little brains occupied when bored.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 12:59 PM       
Ive been smoking for a while now, and its sort of a comfort thing. Upset? light a smoke. Nervous? It keeps your hands busy. Just had sex? Well that is just enjoyable.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
If you're gonna do it, do it and then quit while you're young.

I don't miss it. I smoked for eight years or so. It used to be a comfort thing. But I've found that breathing is comfortable too.

Over the last year, I'd smoke if I was at a bar, maybe once a month or so, but that was it. A few weeks ago, I was a little tipsy, and, on a whim, took a drag off someone's cig. I almost threw up. Haven't had the slightest desire since.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 04:07 PM       
While I'm glad to be a non-smoker, those Truth.com ads are nothing but a waste of space.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 10:11 PM       
My entire family use to smoke or still smokes except me. I'm such a pussy
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 10:20 PM       
If I smoked I would probably die because of my asthma. I will be forever uncool.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 11:03 PM       
"Mind if I smoke?""No, mind if I fart?"
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 11:19 PM       
Cigarettes suck. They taste horrible to me. So do cigars. I guess I'm not too big of a tabacco fan, there are so much better things to smoke, like the big M....

Mint. Or Pot.
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 02:24 AM       
1) Its fun
2) Its a taste sensation
3) You automatically look more sophisticated
4) and a lot tougher
5) and cooler
6) great way to use up all that useless money you have lying around
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 02:37 AM       
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If I smoked I would probably die because of my asthma. I will be forever uncool.
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 02:43 AM       
I use to sell kids cigarettes back in my school days, i made alot of cash. Never really smoked myself though, then i would have nothing to sell.


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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 02:59 AM       
I remember my granpa telling me about how smoking used to be good. He was in the army and they would ration them cigarettes. I mean if you are going to have one group of people you don't want bent over weezing every time they exert themselves it would be soldiers.
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 03:16 AM       
I hate cigarettes. I personally find not one thing good about them. And for the people on this board, who see this reply and smoke cigarettes, I have one question for you: What gave you the desire to carry cancer in a white and red box with you every day?
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 03:18 AM       
And Dole, you don't look tougher for smoking cigarettes, nor do you look more sophisticated. You look like a sorry excuse for a human being that loves having bad breath and has Tic-Tacs as it's worst enemy.
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 03:30 AM       
Here is a clue: its the lowest form of wit, and rhymes with 'car spasm'.
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 03:32 AM       
I smoked once and it was fantastic. And it's cool, too.

I plan to only smoke for press conferences or publicity appearances from now on though. If I hosted a talk show I would smoke, and make all my guests smoke. and the audience. the audience would smoke.
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 03:41 AM       
Those who didn't smoke would be publically executed by means of the lethal-second-hand-smoke chamber.

I don't smoke cigarettes. I hate the taste. I get no excitement from them. Sometimes I smoke beedees, but they taste good. Other smokeable objects also veg in my capitol.
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 05:53 AM       
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