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Methuselah · #26

Fist Face Rectums
Ding-Dong
Blue Balls
God I Hope That Is A Mole or GIHTIAM
Anal Astro Apocalypse

Could think of more but thats just to start you off

Jim Duncan - Weather · #27

Trigger Happy Chinks sounds pretty good to me, and then you can all have stage names. You're Trigger, another one is Happy, and another is Chinks.

Pee Wee Herman · #28

The FuckFace Battalion would be a good band name.

Comrade Rocket · #29

I need to settle on one but I cant help thinking of other cool ones.

-The Renic Rebelion
-Hunny Roasted Huts
-HeavyJack
-Noir Deco :/

also I think this thread should be a sticky

Mr. Vagiclean · #30

"The International house of Battlefaces"

Methuselah · #31

I've got it!

"Pussy Lips"

it is catchy and who doesn't like pussy...or lips for that matter

crash0814 · #32

Dave Barry's come up with a few good ones, my favorite of which are The Italic Squirrels and The Seminal Fluids.

bigtimecow · #33

- Genitalia in the shape of the Gods
- Six Hundred and Sixty Sixth Fornication of the Funeral Pyre
- Sodomizing Aggressive Impalement within the Center of the Earth
- Mass Ancient Vermin on the Wings of the Night Serpents
- Defunct Narcotic Slave in Valhalla
- Mystical Hungry Nightfall of the Necronomicon
- Golgothan Bathory on the Bloody Altar of Armageddon
- Hysteric Grave on the Bloody Carcass of Christ

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slavemason · #34

I can't believe nobody said how awesome Capn' idea was, Killer Bee Gees. Damn that's a good one. If it's already a band I don't know about, then pooh. Otherwise, I'll be writing a tune in that direction pretty soon.

Helm · #35

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Against Premarital Sex. So when you get on stage for the first time you can yell to the crowd, "We are Against Premarital Sex!"

Thief!

We're not named Against Premarital Intercourse, but that's all we say when we go on stage, in terms of introduction. Did I mention this or what? I also say that when I firstly meet a female. It would suck that we had a meeting of minds so please tell me you stole this from some post of mine.

Perndog · #36

Sorry, dude, someone told me that one in person here in Minnesota when I was trying to come up with a name for my band (which is now unnamed after we all decided we didn't like "Baseless").

Oh, and on the topic of band names, the cover band I'm in has a name now...our lead singer and our lead guitarist brought a notebook to a bar in New York and scribbled a bunch of ideas down after they were sloshed. So we're called Hi-Ya now.

Pee Wee Herman · #37

Call your band "The Fucking Sodomizers" or simply "The Sodomizers." No matter what, the name MUST have a reference to anal sex. Extremely offensive names tend to get free publicity. You could get the most offensive name possible, and then tell some Christain family values type organizations about your band. BAM! Free publicity.

The Guess Who did something similar. They called themselves the "Guess Who" and spread a rumour that they were secretly the Beatles. They weren't the Beatles, but it worked. Lots of people brought their first album just to see if they sounded like the Beatles. That's one of the best marketing schemes ever.

EDIT: you could also call your band "Jesus Sucks Cock," "Jesus is a Whore," "Fuck Jesus," or something that will be extremely offensive to religious people or a large segment of the population with essentially the same values or beliefs. You have no idea how good a veritable firestorm of controversy can be for a business.

rainbowbrite · #38

I personally like "Parting With Fate"...that was my band name for a while but we broke up

. Of course it's way too emo sounding for the type of music you wanna play.

Immortal Goat · #39

It really all depends on the genre of music you like to get into. You said that you don't want punk, so that takes care of that. If you are gonna do metal, do something offensive or evil sounding; straight-up rock, go with something along the lines of something that might have some personal meaning. Just gonna do some crazy shit? Go with something completely random.

Esuohlim · #40

"MINIMAL TO THE MAX"

"THE SOUND OF SHUTTING UP"

The Unseen · #41

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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx

Balzac

Blitzkid

Anyways, Semen Steve and the testicle twins

Dub · #42

The Pretentious Bastards

Schimid · #43

My Brother And Me

ProfessorCool · #44

Captain Sealegs and the Puny Pirate Patrol

sspadowsky · #45

This isn't original, but the band doesn't exist anymore:

Those Guys Are Fags

Studio8 · #46

HeavyJack is the best one you've come up with on your own. I'd listen to Schmid, he's had some good suggestions.

It's really easy to do abbreviations or follow the formula of (verb)(noun) or do numbers. (Unless your bands name is 5 6 7 8...I think that's cool.)

Otherwise, here are some of my suggestions:

Block Party (would look funny on flyers)
SkinDale
Squash
La-La Lavish
WarriorSting
Never Duck Hunt
Internet
Blue not Green