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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:17 PM        WW III is coming
People. As you all know, WWIII is coming and we must take action. I'm stocking up on weapons and turning my house into a fort.

When the invaders come, I'm not taking any chances.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:20 PM       
Heres a video that proves it-

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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:20 PM       
Does this mean your and those Faggots are coming back to flame the board?

Edit: oh yeah, i saw the daily show before, you still suck though.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:20 PM       
It's coming already? Crap. I was hoping for at least another twenty years... oh well. Hey, who's the war against, anyway?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 07:01 PM       
The war is probably against Zimbabwe. No one ever liked them anyways.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 07:55 PM       
Zimbabwe? Then what am I worried about? Give me a pointy stick, I'll take those buggers down!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 08:04 PM       
Man! Ya can't take those zimbabwa-ians down with JUST a stick! You're gonna need some essentials...

1. Mud
2. KY Jelly
3. 7 episodes of Married With Children

NOW you're ready...remember that they just WANT you to think they're all weak so you just rush in without thinking weilding a stick.

That coulda been dangerous. Good luck!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 08:06 PM       
Thank you. Now I shall defend out country against those Zimbabweans!

*Takes supplies and rushes off*
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 09:18 PM        .
PFFFFFFFFFF Whatever,

World War 3 was supposed to happen on August 29th 1997.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 09:23 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 09:23 PM       
I hope the next hitler in WW3 is a midget, and not the scary hair guy from Korea.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 11:04 PM       
WW III CAN'T COME UNTIL YOU RUB IT HARD ENOUGH, AND EVEN THEN IT STILL WON'T APPRECIATE YOU.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 11:41 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 02:31 AM       
Whatever happens, I will defend the Zimbabweans. With my love and my orange juice and stuff. And my things. Yeah.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 05:35 AM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 09:30 AM       
Trigger, Potatoe was around way before your stupid ass was, only as Orange Juice Bruce.

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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 02:50 PM        Re: WW III is coming
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People. As you all know, WWIII is coming and we must take action. I'm stocking up on weapons and turning my house into a fort.

When the invaders come, I'm not taking any chances.
Well I guess we had 2 world wars so far called WW1 AND WW2 so its logical WW3 will follow.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 02:53 PM       
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The war is probably against Zimbabwe. No one ever liked them anyways.
World cricket authorities do. But they probably think Ian Smith's still in charge.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 09:00 PM        Re: .
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PFFFFFFFFFF Whatever,

World War 3 was supposed to happen on August 29th 1997.
Terminator 2.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 04:01 AM       
Im gonna make a bunker out of candy! O_O
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:39 AM       
Oh shove it someplace dark and poopy, Chojin. You know you want to.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:56 AM       
What happened to the avatar with you standing in front of your middle school's bulletin board?
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 01:02 AM       
I sold it to a porn studio, along with your parents and your boyfriend.
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