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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 05:42 PM        Alchohol and Sex
I only recall one girlfriend that would get quite loose after having a few drinks and was quite fun but others where horrible. Anybody else have similar experiences?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 06:15 PM       
Do you mean girlfriends only, or any girls you get drunk?

I don't see why a gf wouldn't put out anyways.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 06:53 PM       
I don't date girls so I'm pretty happy when they keep it all to themselves.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 07:18 PM       
"...dont mix" is the end of that sentence.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 09:33 PM       
ever since I dumped my ex I've become a very loose drunk, but I never do anything drunk that I wouldn't want to do sober, alcohol just gives me the "balls" to go after what i want
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 02:22 AM        .
Do you mean loose after a few drink as in you just shoved a 40oz bottle of thinderbird in her snatch? Or she had a poon like an astroglide slip'n'slide?

The gushers make you feel like your drowning sometimes.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 10:00 AM       
Fartin does your wife need a few drinks in order for you to get lucky?
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 12:32 PM       
she doesn't drink I was speaking of past experiences.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 12:33 PM       
So you try to bang her while she's sleeping?
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 12:50 PM       
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I'm getting bored with you guy's :/ It's a nice day outside today
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 01:05 PM        .
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 01:19 PM       
HEY FARTINMOWLER, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY WHERE YOU'RE A DONKEY, ONLY YOU'RE THE BACK END OF THE DONKEY, AND DURING THE PLAY THE KID WHO PLAYS THE FRONT END FARTS IN YOUR FACE?
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 02:47 PM       
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HEY FARTINMOWLER, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY WHERE YOU'RE A DONKEY, ONLY YOU'RE THE BACK END OF THE DONKEY, AND DURING THE PLAY THE KID WHO PLAYS THE FRONT END FARTS IN YOUR FACE?
I went to the same school as Micheal J Fox and I had the same drama teacher. My sister sat behind him through school. I never was in a play :/ I kept skipping class because I thought drama was gay
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 02:53 PM       
So your sister knew him personally? That rules.

I know someone who knows someone who has cousin that went to the same school as Robin Williams. Not while he was there though.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 03:04 PM       
I met him a few times :/ he drove a beetle in high school and they said he had to sit on a phone book to drive. He was good friends with my sister and my brother-in-law. They think he got Parkinsons from filming in certain location in B.C. (probably some where they dumped PCBs)
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 03:10 PM        .
Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix went to my high school.

And theres a painting of UNICRON on the wall.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 05:07 PM       
drunk sex can be fun, but when it gets to the point when the only time you will have sex is when you are drunk, well, that's bad.

thankfully i'm over that part of my life and enjoy monogomous sober sex.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 05:10 PM       
Uh, Michael Chiklis and Jay Leno went to my high school... this is very relevant to the thread topic, yes.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 05:15 PM       
i went to an all girls catholic highschool, so while i didn't share my education with anyone famous, i did get to see a lot of hot tail in plaid skirts and knee socks.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 05:16 PM       
In a way it is relevant because sometimes drunk girls babble and giggle even sometimes vomit on the bed and then the thing that you where originally going to do get's sidetracked :/
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 05:22 PM       
I went to my friends house once and he was having sex with this one chick i used to date. It turns out he got her drunk and she raped him.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 05:29 PM       
She raped him??

Is that possible?

Question;

Do you guys get hard if your being "raped"? I figured you would if you were "seduced." But raped?
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 05:47 PM       
I guess it must've been with a strap-on.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 06:58 PM        .
You might be willing to consider the reason why they got drunk to begin with. Behaviour when drunk mainly depends on the answer.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
My aunt went to the same school as Will Smith and then he left in the middle of the year because he was Fresh Prince then. She sat next to him in Math or something.
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