Rita Now a Category 5

[mburbank]

Have you all seen the sattelite photos of this thing? We are so screwed. At least this time the government is poised to act and gunshy about fucking up, but even so, how are we going to withstand the damage to infrastructure, energy costs, the deficit, which is already as big as six fucking grizzly bears?

[ItalianStereotype]

it's gonna hit TEXAS, max. we use grizzly bears for butter and eat hurricanes like our women.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I'm sure the drunk frat boys and high school seniors in Galveston will defend it.

[mburbank]

Ever see the Spongebob where he's trying to convince Sandy that an Alaskan Bull Worm is bigger thn she thinks it is, and she won't listen 'cause she's from Texas?


"Ooooh... That there's.... his tongue... and the rest... is... the worm..."

[ItalianStereotype]

I bathe in nails and I can only get off when I'm in a tornado.

[Spectre X]

They should have me name the storms.

From now on you shall all refer to "Rita" as

GALACTUS!

DEVOURER OF WORLDS!

[ScruU2wice]

it's suppose to slow down before it hits TEXAS

[ItalianStereotype]

it's cause I told her I was gonna fuck her right in her ass with my railroad spike dick

cause I'm a TEXAN

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Hey, hey, remember in Pee Wee's big adventure, the dude's like "can you remember anything, son?" and pee wee's like "i remember....the alamo?" and then everybody's like "YEEHAW!" and they shoot their pistols and stuff??

[mburbank]

You don't understand!!

It's an ALASKAN...
BULL...
WORM!!!!!!!!