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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:36 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:08 PM       
Yea, cause you totally turned out to be worth the investment of sperm and heartbreak.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:28 PM       


tadao doesn't even know how to take a picture of himself in a mirror
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:50 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 04:47 PM       
As someone who actively and enthusiastically roots for the destruction of the human race, I am simultaneously thrilled with this idea and saddened by the knowledge that it won't happen.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 05:29 PM       
Meh, I've been wanting to die for a while but I don't think I can wait three more years.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 05:51 PM       
Its when the mayans will come back to sell us new calenders.....they went to space.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 05:51 PM       
do you want to die because you are a shy and quiet guy?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 06:13 PM       
That rhymes.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 06:34 PM       
Eh, as has been pointed out, people have been predicting the end of the world for years. Sooner or later, someone's going to be right. I personally love how The Jupiter Menace thought the world was ending May 5th of 2000.

I'm just waiting for 2013, to see how all the people banking on the end-of-world thing will react. Of course, it hasn't really stopped the House of Yahweh...
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 09:01 PM       
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do you want to die because you are a shy and quiet guy?
No, I'm depressed.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 09:12 PM       
why are you depressed?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 09:16 PM       
Wow, "Let's get nuclear baby"
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 10:44 PM       
If the world as we know it ends on that day, I'm just going to sit on my roof with a lot of warm clothing, cigarettes, alcohol, and weaponry.

If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go having far too much fun.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 10:46 PM       
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I feel like it.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 10:48 PM       
Depression is for emo fags.
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Old Aug 6th, 2009, 11:05 AM       
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I feel like it.
why do you feel like being sad?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2010, 01:46 AM       
My lady mentioned the other day that a lot of people are probably subconsciously react to 2012 in 2011. In the back of their heads they will probably feel like they have little time left.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2010, 05:24 AM       
Who made your lady the president of people's reactions
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I thought English teachers are required to comprehend English.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2010, 07:53 AM       
It was in a ceremony this morning, Pentegarn. Funny though, didn't see you around.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2010, 10:46 AM       
I think he was working the lights.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2010, 11:52 AM       
he was handing out koolaid
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