I thought metal was slipknot

[BlueOatmeal]

I always thought that metal was some shit like that and i hated it! I mean godamn i want to shit on all the childrens i see in skewl wearing shit like that. And dont get me statred on Korn. But one day my Metal friend lets me borrow his In Flames Reroute to Remain cd and im all like "Holy Shit this is giving me a huge stiffy!"

It was the greatest experience in the whole world!!!!! Now ive been getting in to the metal music with bands like Dimension Zero, Arch Enemy, Dark Tranquility, and Blind Guardian.

I NEED MORE!!!!

[noob3]

Check out Mudvayne. And Creed.

[Blackjack]

You're 12, aren't you?

[Flashbackz]

lol noob3.

If you would have any knowledge ´bout metal, you wouldn´t say that ..

Mudvaye went 1 year on tour with Slipknot and their music is as fucked up as Slipknot´s pseudometal is.

and Creed = Metal ??? :/

[James]

I'll blame your stupidity on the fact that your German heritage caused you to not know any better.

[Flashbackz]

Think about who is to blame for making a country someone was born in responsible for anything related to this topic.

[Helm]

Syntax does not compute. Syntax does not compute.

[Miss Modular]

Sometimes the jokes just write themeselves, folks. :hihat

[Lord Darian]

metal, you can't talk about metal without mentioning POISON oh yea "talk dirty to me, (guitar solo wa wa wa wa wa wooo)"

[BlueOatmeal]

oh well i tired.

first the YMCA and now here!

godammit why cant i find teh love.

[CastroMotorOil]

Linkin Park is the most metal band of all time. Chester is the biggest badass EVER. He could beat up Henry Rollins, Glen Danzig, Phil Anselmo, The big guy from Fear Factory, Bon Scott from AC/DC, and Chewbacca all at once. With one hand tied around his tounge too.

[Protoclown]

THE CHEWBACCA PART MADE ME LOL

[CastroMotorOil]

protoclown talked to me

[Skulhedface]

That's why Phil Anselmo, Glenn Danzig and Henry Rollins have been popular for years and still are, but everyone's whining "Linkin Park sucks" now.

I don't care. I like 'em all, but if given a choice, I'd rather Pantera, Misfits, or Black Flag anyday.

Preferably Pantera. You CAN NOT be from below the Mason-Dixon line, like metal, and not like Pantera.

So sad though, Pantera and Fear Factory are now kaput. At least we still have Down, Danzig and Rollins Band. LIAR!!

[Skulhedface]

and Chewbacca would maul your ass wookie-style if he heard you saying that.

[Queefer Sutherland]

You CAN NOT be from below the Mason-Dixon line, like metal, and not like Pantera.

Watch me. And if I must explain myself, I will.

[jailbaitmonger]

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal

ive been getting in to the metal music ... Blind Guardian.

I NEED MORE!!!!