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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 01:51 AM        zod bow before GOD!
I just want to say to general zod that he will one day bow to the real King, JESUS!
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 05:27 AM       
what the fuck is your problem, dude
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 06:08 AM       
I guess this proves that Zod and the entire superman race were super jews

hitler must've just been jealous
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 11:13 AM       
God's a jerk, man, end of story
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 02:55 PM        God is not a jerk! He is LOVE!
No God is LOVE! God is not a jerk. I showed my wife where you said, God is a jerk and she said you have been hurt by God. I was just haveing fun. I do not want to stir up strife. I know general zod is a made up character. Superman 2 the directors cut I have. It was awesome! I hope some day you guys let Jesus in. He loves you and will never let you down. He can break all those walls down of hurt.
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 04:04 PM       
Really? will he be able to "Break down the wall" when I punch you in your nose and "break down your nose" ?

just curious if god can give you immunity to hurt.
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 09:54 PM        Yeah Right!
you are funny. You talk real tough over the internet!
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 09:55 PM       
haha eddie loves god
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 10:17 PM       
Yes Zod may bow before God. BUT GOD MUST KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. KNEEL.
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 11:01 PM       
it was intended to be a philosophical statement, not a threat
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Old Jan 9th, 2007, 01:10 AM        God Is IT!!!
God does not kneel before anyone. But I will tell you what everyone alive will one day answer to Him! I just hope you are right and ready!
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Old Jan 9th, 2007, 01:20 AM       
If there even is a God I can't imagine why he would care whether we worshipped him or not. If I was God and I created humanity I wouldn't want to sit around and watch them all the time when there's shit on TV that's more interesting.

Why don't you buy a ChiaPet and stare at it all the time and see how much fun you have.
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Old Jan 9th, 2007, 01:31 AM       
Yes my friend God is real. Look around at creation. If you look at a building you say there must be a builder right? If you look at a painting you say, there must be a painter. There is no big bang. We were not from apes. If you read the bible you will see everything ties together with the way the world is going. God created us to worship Him. He did not make us to be robots. He did give us a free will. Sin has seperated man from God. The only way back to God is through His son, Jesus. He sent His son to die for you because He loves you. He took all the sins of the world on himself when He died on the cross. If you ask Jesus to come into your heart and forgive you of all your sins He will. The only way anyone can go to heaven is to receive Jesus into their heart and be born again. If you want to know more, please contact me. Dont let pride get in your way.
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Old Jan 9th, 2007, 01:46 AM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2007, 02:55 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2007, 07:38 PM        Heaven or Hell your choice!
You can mock it all you want. But satan is going to have the last laugh when he takes your soul to hell. I dont want to see that happen so I am trying to help you. Eternity is a long time. We are going to spend it in one of 2 places. Heaven or Hell.
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Old Jan 9th, 2007, 07:42 PM       
God loves me but in a heartbeat he'll let me suffer for eternity in hell? God's a jerk, like I said. It's like, you know, he always wants attention or something too. He's kind of a nuisance really.
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Old Jan 9th, 2007, 07:52 PM       
God does not make that choice. If we go to hell it is because we put ourselves there. God gave you a choice. He gave the best gift that He could give. He showed loveing kindness when He gave His only begotten Son. Not only is He saveing you from Hell one day but He also helps you with your finances, sickness, where ever there is a need, He fulfills it.
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Old Jan 9th, 2007, 09:24 PM       
eddie is your last name munster by any chance
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Old Jan 9th, 2007, 10:33 PM       
No but I met Butch Patrick ( Eddie Munster) at a monster convention years ago. He is in his 40's now.
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 04:32 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 07:23 PM       
oh man now that eddie munsters mom is dead i feel awful for making that post
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 09:46 PM       
i thought of that post when i saw the news
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Old Nov 25th, 2007, 05:14 PM       
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God does not make that choice. If we go to hell it is because we put ourselves there. God gave you a choice. He gave the best gift that He could give. He showed loveing kindness when He gave His only begotten Son. Not only is He saveing you from Hell one day but He also helps you with your finances, sickness, where ever there is a need, He fulfills it.

I just wondered if you have researched your religion of choice very much?

Do you realize the bible is made up of stories that were pirated quite a bit from other earlier religions? Or that it was edited to make the religion more appealing to the pagans. It has many conflictions about wheter god is a single entity or several to appeal to all common denominators.

We may as well worship Zod as they have the same basis of truth. Plus reading the bible Zod is the more merciful of the two.
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