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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 08:55 PM       
NAMES TO CALL TUBESOCK:

BOOBCOCK
LUBEDCOCK
ANKLE SOCK
CHICKEN POX
DOODOOSOCK
TUBECOCK
TUBELOCK
LUBELOCK
STUPID FACE.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 10:22 PM       
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Why is the kid skinny now? Are you saying you cut him open and ritualistically removed his innards before consuming them in an act of perverse worship to your perverted pagan patheon? Seriously Tubesock, if you want to do something evil and satanic, goat fucking is much less illegal, and no, that was not an offer for you to give me teh secks, despite your intense desire to do so, owing to your past admissions of animal secks loving. Sick fuck.
He is skinny cause I beat the shit out of him. And I don't know what you are talking about with the goat fucking, but your avatar still needs boobs before you can talk about any fucking.

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Tubesock, you'd better fucking pray to Shiva that you're a character
Oh yes, I am very much a character! That is what all the girls say: "Oh, Tubesock! You are such a character! Make love to us and keep us safe from Les Waste who is Les FartyMcFartfart!"

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I HAVE NEVER VIEWED A FART BEFORE, BUT I THINK YOU MAY BE LYING TUBESOCK.
I do not tell lies. Then again, I could be lying.

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By means of my amazing time tested analysis process I have deduced that tubesock is a 9 year old boy. He is considered very funny in his elementary school. He does not yet understand sarcasm, so there is no reason to bother talking to him. This is now a google image search thread.
I am scared of people who have a time tested analysis process, cause usually it means they are a 43 year old man wanting 9 year old booty. Stay away from me, CaptainBubba. I don't want your sailboat anywhere near me.

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I thought I'd try looking up pictures of 9 year old boys to represent our good friend, but all I got was porn
See!!!

P.S. Put boobs in your avatar. And you still haven't told me about VinceWhateverHisNameIs.

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NAMES TO CALL TUBESOCK:

BOOBCOCK
LUBEDCOCK
ANKLE SOCK
CHICKEN POX
DOODOOSOCK
TUBECOCK
TUBELOCK
LUBELOCK
STUPID FACE.
Do not name me after your family, Mr Rice Bubbles. Instead, go fuck Cocopops Monkey up the butt.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 10:25 PM       
It's Cocopuffs, and he is a bird.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 10:25 PM       
A four-way with the rice krispy elves would have been funnier..

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THE MONKEY IS COCO KRISP
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
Either cereal and/or mascot is acceptable.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 10:47 PM       
TWO MAD FACES FOR EVERY TUBESOCK POST FROM NOW ON.




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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 11:47 PM       
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Please reply with something a bit more challenging than a smiley. The fat kid next door replied to me with a smiley before I kicked the shit out of him. Now he is a skinny kid. Let that be a lesson to you all: Smilies are a lousy comeback against my ninja skills.
I love to see you kick my ass from FUCKIN AUSTRALIA.

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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 12:27 AM       
This could have been a bear shit thread if you didn't post in it, tubesock.



IM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IN THE BUTT NOW TO ACCOUNT FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST MOCKING AND JUST SUCKING SO MUCH I WANT YOU TO SUCK ME TOO LOL BECAUSE IM GAY AND YOURE GAY AND WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF GAY SEX IN THE BUTT WITH BLOOD AND LUBE AND STITCHES AND BLACK PEOPLE!
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 02:17 AM       
I am very popular, it seems.

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It's Cocopuffs, and he is a bird.
You fucked it so you would know, cocobird fucker! (Note: In Australia, it is a monkey. He wears a baseball cap and looks for treasure. Where is the treasure? It is in Cap'n Crunch's butt! Surprise treasure!!!!)

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A four-way with the rice krispy elves would have been funnier..
I am not here to help with your breakfast cereal fantasies. I am here to practise my mocking, fool! Go stick your small penis in a bowl of crispy elves or whatever is it that takes your fancy. Just remember to add milk.

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TWO MAD FACES FOR EVERY TUBESOCK POST FROM NOW ON.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, your faces are totally mad!

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I love to see you kick my ass from FUCKIN AUSTRALIA.
I have very long legs, smiley boy!

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This could have been a bear shit thread if you didn't post in it, tubesock.

IM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IN THE BUTT NOW TO ACCOUNT FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST MOCKING AND JUST SUCKING SO MUCH I WANT YOU TO SUCK ME TOO LOL BECAUSE IM GAY AND YOURE GAY AND WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF GAY SEX IN THE BUTT WITH BLOOD AND LUBE AND STITCHES AND BLACK PEOPLE!
What is this post talking about? Not even my teacher understood it and she is supersmart! Go back to school because your post is poofterised! Also, take your chubby fingers off the shift button because your capital letters make you sound like a poop!

Then again, maybe I can introduce you to someone you might like. He likes people who wear pink shirts and who play DDR. He sounds like your type.
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 02:26 AM       
Retro, can I still stick my needle filled willy in your vaganus???
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 11:34 AM       
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Oh yes, I am very much a character! That is what all the girls say: "Oh, Tubesock! You are such a character! Make love to us and keep us safe from Les Waste who is Les FartyMcFartfart!
You see? Comebacks like this are exactly why I'm not wasting my time.
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 12:24 PM       
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It is in Cap'n Crunch's butt!
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keep us safe from Les Waste who is Les FartyMcFartfart!
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Not even my teacher understood it and she is supersmart! Go back to school because your post is poofterised!
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your capital letters make you sound like a poop!
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YOUR BURNING US ALL WITH YOUR 4TH GRADE MENTALITY...
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 12:30 PM       
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(Note: In Australia, it is a monkey. He wears a baseball cap and looks for treasure. Where is the treasure? It is in Cap'n Crunch's butt! Surprise treasure!!!!)
COCO KRISPIES, NOT COCO PUFFS. I AM PRETTY SURE WHAT CARTOON MASCOT I HAVE SEX WITH.
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 12:47 PM       
I LIKE PEACHES.


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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 01:23 AM       
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You see? Comebacks like this are exactly why I'm not wasting my time.
Then shut up, Al Fatty Roker, or I will punch your ugly weatherman face until it explodes.

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YOUR BURNING US ALL WITH YOUR 4TH GRADE MENTALITY...
At last the truth comes out!

P.S. GET YOUR FAT FINGERS OFF THE CAPS!!! SHIT, YOU'VE MADE ME SO ANGRY THAT I'm doing it! Ah, that's better. Where was I? Oh yes -- ScruU2wice eats Cap'n Crunch's poopflakes!

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COCO KRISPIES, NOT COCO PUFFS. I AM PRETTY SURE WHAT CARTOON MASCOT I HAVE SEX WITH.
Then get your fat buttocks off the shift button and go hump the mascot! Also, ScruU2wice wants poopflakes! Get them for him before I deliver ninja kicks!

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I LIKE PEACHES.
Finally, someone says something that makes sense!
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 01:36 AM       
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 12:37 PM       
CAT STEVENS IS MY HERO.

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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 04:50 PM       
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Then shut up, Al Fatty Roker, or I will punch your ugly weatherman face until it explodes.
You see? Comebacks like this are exactly why I'm not wasting my time.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:12 AM       
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You see? Comebacks like this are exactly why I'm not wasting my time.
Idiot! You did waste your time cause you replied. You are either stupid or a liar. By the way, I like your use of italics, penisbreath.

Listen carefully, Al Roker: Please remove the anal beads from your buttocks or else I will hire a midget to kick your fat, dough-filled shins and throw a custard pie at your ugly, stay-puff face. Then my midget will kick your flabby arse, which will disrupt the entire universe due to the hypnotic ripples in your butter-filled flab sending out ultra-sonic disruption butt-fart-waves.

By the way, I've noticed people giving up on the mocking and posting pretty pictures instead. This must mean people are scared to reply and thus I have advanced an extra ninja level in my mocking abilities. See, it just goes to show what happens when Barbara Bush inspires you to achieve your greatest. SAY NO TO DRUGS! HAHAHAHA (loserdickfarturkelpoop! )
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:27 AM       
Your comebacks are terribly longwinded and boring. They are not clever nor are they painful. Or am I behind the times and jokes about farts and butts are suddenly funny again?

If you were a shoe, you would be a cheap knockoff of a third-party rip-off of a crappy Molasian slipper.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:51 PM       
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Your comebacks are terribly longwinded and boring.
Okay then, expert mocker! I expect your mocks to be at least 10x better than mine!

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They are not clever nor are they painful.
Hmm. This isn't 10x better than mine yet. Maybe you're building up to something.

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Or am I behind the times and jokes about farts and butts are suddenly funny again?
Still no good. You have one last line to be 10x better than my supermocks.

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If you were a shoe, you would be a cheap knockoff of a third-party rip-off of a crappy Molasian slipper.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I get it! It's a joke about shoes! Holy hell! I was so wrong! You changed my mind completely! Jokes about shoes are definately 10x better than anything on the planet! In fact, I'm going to send your application to the TV station so you can have your own self-styled sticom, called "Supafly: The Man Who Makes Shoes Jokes". It'll be way funnier than Life With Bonnie or that one with Jim Belushi.

In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic, Mr Unfunny Shoe Joker! HA! Suck that bitch! Why don't you go stop making stupid shoe jokes and go write a delightful comedy like Four Weddings And A Funeral. Oh wait, you would write Four Shoelaces And A Bootsrap because, according to you, that is highbrow humour. Hyuck hyuck hyuck!

Now if I wrote it, it would be Four Fartfaces And How Supafly Sucks Anus. That movie would rule, especially if I wrote jokes about Mexican bandits! And it would have boobs in it too!

Anyway, the only shoe jokes people like is if I kick your face many times with my shoes and everyone laughs! It is like slapstick, only difference is you are a fartsniffer!
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