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Old Nov 1st, 2007, 12:05 PM        Why
...does hooking up with a woman (or girl, for you youngsters) suddenly make you more attractive to all other females? Even if they don't know it? Okay, yeah, I basically understand why. But hell, this is backwards. I want them all to be into me when I'm single, so I can choose freely. There's no point to it if they wait until I'm unavailable and then all start making eyes at me at once.
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Old Nov 1st, 2007, 01:25 PM       
Maybe it's more satisfying to steal a guy away from someone else than to get him when he wants you?
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Old Nov 1st, 2007, 10:42 PM       
Once you're with somebody, you're not so uptight about it all. That makes you fun to be around. When you become available to everybody, you just look desperate. Or too optimistic. Either way it's a fuckkill.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2007, 03:03 PM       
I was going to say that women are fucking pychos, but what Terra said makes more sense. Yeah....

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Old Nov 2nd, 2007, 03:21 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2007, 02:35 PM       
It's all in your head. When you're boning a girl, you don't feel like you have to go find one to bone. I don't think girls want to get boned. So, by being with a girl, you don't give girls the impression that you are on the girl hunt. They'll want to fuck you. Bad.
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Old Nov 4th, 2007, 08:22 AM       
You just said "girls don't want to get boned" and then "they'll want to fuck you" back to back.

wtf
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Old Nov 4th, 2007, 09:37 AM       
Dude we're talking about girls here, don't expect it to make sense, rolleyes
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Old Nov 4th, 2007, 12:37 PM       
What Noob said made perfect sense to me.
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Old Nov 4th, 2007, 01:16 PM       
Girls want to fuck a guy who does not want to bone her, butthey do not want to get boned by a guy who does! So it's all about who's doing the fucking and who's doing the boning, see?
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 10:11 AM       
That's boned as fuck.
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Old Nov 9th, 2007, 06:07 PM       
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...does hooking up with a woman (or girl, for you youngsters) suddenly make you more attractive to all other females?
Long Answer:

Bitches are crazy.
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Old Nov 16th, 2007, 05:16 PM       
I loled at all of this, and it's all true.
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Old Nov 20th, 2007, 07:42 AM       
Yeah, I found the not interested behavior to be very attractive to girls. Same with treating them like shit.
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