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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 10:33 PM        Concert 101
So I'm going to a Green Jelly concert tomorrow. The only concert I went to was an N*Sync concert years ago to spite my sister (Sat in the back playing Tetris), so what does one do at a concert without looking like a dick?
BTW I cannot dance.
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 10:56 PM       
TAKE A CUTE GIRL AND MAKE OUT WITH HER THE WHOLE TIME

GROW A MULLET AND WEAR THE SHIRT OF THE BAND YOU ARE SEEING

MOSH AND STAGE DIVE

GROPE PEOPLE

GET REALLY DRUNK

DON'T SHOWER FOR A WEEK BEFORE GOING

THROW THE HORNS WHILE SHOUTING IN YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S EAR THAT "THIS ROCKS"
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 11:19 PM       
Whoa whoa whoa, how do I make out with the girl, drink a lot of beer, and shout the whole time, while punching and diving? Damned if that wouldn't be epic.
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 11:49 PM       
All those wet teen girls at Nsick and you play tetris?
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 11:52 PM       
THey were too busy trying to whore themselves to whatever their names are. Plus I was like eight.
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Old Jul 25th, 2008, 01:14 AM       
You're going to see Green Jelly?
Damn. I had no idea they were still around
pub lover had it right though.
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Old Jul 25th, 2008, 01:19 AM       
I think someone here just saw them too a few weeks ago.
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Old Jul 25th, 2008, 10:44 AM       
Just drink a lot of booze. If you buy a girl a drink(which I don't recommend in the first place) make sure she buys the next round.

If you're really good, flirt with the bartender, they might get you free drinks.

Don't hang out in the corner.
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Old Jul 26th, 2008, 01:15 PM       
If I'm really good I can convince the bartender to sell a 16 year old drinks AND make out with her! :
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Old Jul 26th, 2008, 02:46 PM       
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I was at a concert last week dancing, these two girls came up from behind me and tried to dance with me. Sauced as I was I still noticed there were way younger than me. In my head I was thinking of how I could put it to them that I was way older but what came out of my mouth was just "JAIL!!!!!"

They seemed to get the hint.
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Old Jul 26th, 2008, 08:53 PM       
Just listen to Got To Give It Up by Marvin Gaye.
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I was at a concert last week dancing, these two girls came up from behind me and tried to dance with me. Sauced as I was I still noticed there were way younger than me. In my head I was thinking of how I could put it to them that I was way older but what came out of my mouth was just "JAIL!!!!!"

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