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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 04:04 PM       
Yeah, used to. Now ugly girls like emo wannabes.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 02:26 AM       
I attempt to attract women through my extensive knowledge of video games star trek and 19th century literature
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 06:00 PM       


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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 08:49 AM       
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Yes, that is effective at times.


The only thing this would show you is how fast I can run.
Babies scare me.

When I was a kid I accidentally dropped my neighbour's guinea-pig and it died the next day. Ever since I've had a fear of holding something small and defenseless, so I don't hold babies. This is why I own cats, they land on their feet. Give me a kitten anyday, there's so much cuter than babies and can be left with toys, a bed and some food when you need to go to the pub.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 01:01 PM       
You take your chances with each woman. That's why I keep a baby, kitten, puppy, and a couple of pints in my trunk at all times.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 01:40 PM       
If you have all those things you don't really need a woman.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 01:43 PM       
None of those things have boobies.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 04:55 PM       
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If you have all those things you don't really need a woman.


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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 02:25 PM       
Cute videos.

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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 06:45 PM       
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You take your chances with each woman. That's why I keep a baby, kitten, puppy, and a couple of pints in my trunk at all times.
You know, I believe you.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 06:56 PM       
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You take your chances with each woman. That's why I keep a baby, kitten, puppy, and a couple of pints in my trunk at all times.
Be sure to feed them. Or at least rotate them out regularly.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:08 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:42 PM       
Gw is more woman than you can handle bub.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:02 PM       
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